When we think of trolls, most don’t think of women. That doesn’t mean they can’t put out a solid effort every once in a while and earn a “Salute”.

Everyone has seen the latest Youtube troll I’m sure now since she actually got picked up in the trends the other day. It was the girl who uploaded a fake eHarmony bio where she talked about her love for cats. So much love that she broke into hysterics at any mention of them.

She has only 3 videos. Another is her pretending to be a siamese twin which is rather odd as well. The 3rd is a complete troll video that more or less lets anyone who was dumb enough to believe the first video was real that it isn’t. Supposedly she is a performance artist of some sort, but at the same time her 3 videos made me laugh.

This other one I hadn’t ever really talked about because I didn’t really know what to say and didn’t want to write an entire post about this girl. I just didn’t want to do any background on it and have to go dig it up. I still don’t.

Basically this girl is what people call a “POE” (I’ll just write another post about this and link it later. See if I forget ). Read this story on golf gps reviews golf digest in the meantime.

EDIT: I didn’t forget. Read about Poe’s Law here

Let’s just say that this is not serious. It is a troll, although 99% of those that see have no clue.

Someone introduced me to this guy a couple months ago with his song “She’s Mad” seen here. Like any horrible rapper he can’t keep his music in one place so I didn’t see this classic track straight away.

While listening to that song again…well just reading the hilarious comments on the video and ads for postcard printing, I watched some other videos and eventually this one caught my eye. Cheeseburger. This dude has a rap about going to get a cheeseburger. He gonna get him a cheeseburger. Double cheeseburger. Triple cheeseburger. He gon git a cheeseburguh…

I think I am in the mood for some hamburgers today. Especially after watching this incredible commercial. I mean there is nothing that could make me want a hamburger more than this here video.

That guy just booted a baby! hahaha…WTF is this? Not being in English makes it even more insane. Clearly foreigners are crazy, and violent. This is exactly the kind of thing they would want to see before going to get a burger. “Hmmmm…if I could just see someone kick a baby I might want a hamburger. Yes! Man am I hungry!”. Time to peel out on my ATV Tires and hit the burger joint.

Until a few weeks ago I was completely unaware of just how many episodes of this show there really were. When I looked at the entire catalog I saw that there were 9 whole seasons of this show with up to 24(?) episodes per season. That’s 24 episodes of 1 hour 30 minutes per episode in most cases. That’s a lot of man and robot wisecracks right there over 9 seasons.

Obviously there are some gems in this series. It is a great concept that every idiots has done himself at home while watching movies, or TV, but these guys took it to another level. It probably spawned dozens of copycats wearing blac label clothing, and I know it had to spawn another of my favorite shows called Cheap Seats. A show just like it ,but watching sporting events with 2 guys, and no robots, and only half hour episodes.

So what are your favorite MST3K episodes? I think I have only watched about half of them thus far over the years so I can’t really make a definitive list, but I have watched most of the ones I have seen others claim are the best. Here are mine as a quick list. No reviews either. Watch them yourself, if you ahven’t already.

1. Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie – This Island Earth
2. The Final Sacrifice-Season 09 Episode 10
3. Manos: The Hands of Fate-Season 4 Episode 24
4. Pumaman- Season 9 Episode 3
5. I Accuse My Parents-Season 5 Episode 7

This guy may never get the recognition that Rebecca Black will get, but this may be far, far worse. He auto-tuned the hell out of himself RAPPING. Yes…he’s not even singing. He’s rapping, and it sounds like a Stephen Hawking drowning.

This is the most ghetto crap you will ever hear, and I want to see him on Good Morning America doing it without a beat. Straight freestyle, incredible s.

And this ##### got the nerve to put up a link to his mixtape. SMH.

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I know you downloaded it already. So, what you think of it? @ThatDude01

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