Free hugs are nice right? VEry happy video for all that watch no?

Now what if some people decided to hug a camera instead of going out in public and hugging people for real?

They did, and it is creepy as hell to watch. Don’t get scared when the guy walks up to the camera. The nicest place on the internet? No way. Hope none of these guys are doctors. They are going to need to up their Doctors Malpractice Insurance for the scares.

So I figured I’d give a shout out to QuickMeme for once so you could help build the massive collection of captioned photos online and maybe create the next stupid meme. My personal favorites has always been “First World Problems“. You know people that have basically nothing to complain about getting upset about minuscule life dealings in between ordering pool fencing for their backyard pools.

Our friend over at DontEvenReply.com took the ida of trolling Cragslist to new levels. Well, not really new levels, but he actually decided to document it rather than just tell people he did it.

What you will find there is someone that contacts sellers, or buyers on Craigslist, or some other online ad place and decides to be a jerk about it all. Someone may be looking to add children’s DVDs to a community center and end up getting n e-mail from him that lists a few children’s DVDs, but sprinkled in them will be variations of the titles that end up being porno DVDs instead. The may find someone looking for buick enclave custom floor mats and tell them that they can have his, but they will be for something like a 1985 Bronco.

I’d sya to start with the best ones first. The Top Rated ones where there are about 20 to start with. They aren’t extremely long as you can imagine since most people start to get upset after the first one. Then they start to call him obscene names and eventually quit. Of course the title of the site “Don’t Even Reply” is good advice for such silliness. My personal favorite is the one where the guy orders some rocks and ends up with 2 tons of them on his front lawn when he asked for a wheelbarrow full. All this happens while he is at work so he has no idea that it is a big joke.

Also, with the ability to copy/screenshot almost anything you do, it is possible to save it for all future generations so they may see your embarrassment. Someone has dedicated their time to collecting such pleasantries thankfully, and we are all able to enjoy them here. Are they all real? I’d imagine no, other than maybe the earliest ones, but hilarious none the less. The next time you want to tell someone about an rv insurance quote don’t be surprised if it changes it to HIV”.

Today is a big day. Osama Bin Laden has been killed by the U.S.A.

These are the two most active videos I could find so far:

While I’m at it I may as well try and see if I can think of some fathers day gifts for dad. Just a little link there for Father’s Day Gifts For Dad that I want to check out a little later and see if I can get my dad a cheap Father’s Day gift.

Apparently, this man’s daughter was raped by a few men, and she contracted HIV from one of them. The father decided that he was going to get revenge, and REVENGE is what he got.

Here is a brief breakdown of what he did:

A former rugby player has been arrested for murder and attempted murder after he allegedly went on a revenge rampage after his daughter was raped and infected with HIV.

The 34-year-old, whose identity remains unknown for legal reasons, allegedly butchered three men with an axe, and nearly killed a fourth.

One of the victims was left decapitated, and it is believed his head was found around 1.6km away from his body, Afrikaans daily Beeld reported.

One of the bodies had almost been completely decapitated, with the head “hanging by nothing more than a nerve”. full article

Do you consider this Great Justice, or horrible, horrible crimes? Maybe both?

Dude doesn’t sound anything like Billy Mays, but it doesn’t matter. These things are damn funny and you should watch them all. Billy could sell ice to Eskimos, but this guy can make you laugh at stains. No need for a high paying finance jobs to afford this stuff. You can get everything you need for 12134 payments of $19.95! You will dream aobut $19.95. $19.95. $19.95.

What makes for a high rated Youtube comment? Watching a video and then posting lines from the video word for word, but only after saying something like “I liked the part when he said…”, and this usually ends up being the funniest line in the video. (ie. I liked the part when he said I like Turtles”) This is by far the most liked kind of comment on Youtube. Every popular video will either be this or just a plain direct quote of a line from the video.

Ever notice videos where they have 300 likes and the comment isn’t one of these lines, while basically every other comment has no likes, or just a couple? Obviously nobody likes this comment that much.

I believe, and I have tested this before, that if you go to the “view all comments” page and just start pounding on the like button for a comment over and over and over, that Youtube actually counts it. I am not making this up. I have seen it countless times and even tried it from different locations just to see if it works. Obviously if you are on the same computer/IP address you may think it is just fooling you that it counted them all. I have done it at different locations and seen it show up at the other under a different account. Try it yourself and let me know how it works. “I like turdholes” on a video about double rainbows being the #1 comment isn’t possible otherwise. Might be possible on a video about say….dual diagnosis, but not Double Rainbows OMG SO INTENSE!

Other high quality comment like situations are out there, but that is #1 by far.

Another top one is “X# of people missed the like button because…”, or the variation of “X# people got ______ by whoever is in the video doing something awesome” implying that the people are idiots and the person doing the awesome did it to them so they are “u mad”. OR “X# of people are justin beiber/Twilight fans”

“Thumbs up if you are viewer number 657,000″ or any number if a video all of a sudden is broken and it doesn’t count views anymore appears.

“Thumbs up if you like this videoz!!1!!1″

“The best part was when it was over”

“Twilight sucks” is gold for dozens of thumbs up.

“Justing Bieber is gay” is good.

“Fake and gay”

By all accounts you must stay away from these 3 types of comments:

1. Love it. Check out my vids here: ht t p : / / ww w. y o utu b e.co m/ ineedtodie

2. Any comment that says you like to do porn, pose nude, etc. and you are ugly as hell.

3. Any variation of the chain letters (click here for list of them):

“Because you have opened this… you will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life… if you don’t break the chain. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don’t send this to at least 10 people by the stroke of midnight tonight you will be forever cursed in love. Just copy and paste this.. Good Luck!”

So…this is my “off the top of my head” list of comments I see on every video with over 50,000 views, as well as how to scam the comments theory I have. If you have more like “This is REAL music not like this Lil’ Wayne, 50 cent BS….” I would love to hear them. Happy commenting.

This first one is some TV show where a girl pretends she is one of those Japanese ghost girls and she really freaks a few people out, although you would think it wouldn’t actually work. The last guy doesn’t really mess around though. how to get rid of wrinkles under eyes

Not sure if you can say this one “went wrong”, but it sure scared the hell out of this lady and she is probably scarred for life.

and of course you have to go with these classics: