Every time the idiot GM of your favorite sports team makes a move it is crucial that you show how strongly you agree, which makes him correct, or how strongly you disagree, which makes him wrong. There is no better way than trying use a scientificy sounding term like “process”.

It really doesn’t matter if it makes any sense in the instance at all. It doesn’t matter if you just sell textbooks, and have never actually played the sport you pretend to be an expert about. All that matters is other people that are likely as dumb as you are think that it is clever. This is where the diagram comes in. Instead of typing out some long and fact filled post, you can just call your GM a “genius”, or and “idiot” and then post this diagram. At least half the other posters will think you are a good poster.

It has become more popular than a Forex mentoring program The best mainstream song I have seen of Double Rainbows was by Jimmy Fallon, as Neil Diamond on Saturday Night Live a couple weeks ago. Unfortunately this is the best video I could get of it since it gets depleted anytime it gets popular.

Fallon as Neil Diamond and Double Rainbows:

This one most people tend to say is really annoying, but I found it completely hilarious. It is a girl doing a monologue of the Double Rainbow video. Listen for the dog.

By far the most idiotic, and probably the most childish though is this one. I’m sure you can guess just by looking at the still image at the start of the video why, and then you will laugh at the absurdity.

Tiger riding a horse:

Monkey on a goat on a cup on a tightrope

Monkey riding a dog:

OK…that’s enough for now. You should be able to find more amazing animal videos on your own now.

Get ready to not laugh…..

Mexican weather is so predictible…
It’s chilli today and hot tamale
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How do two snails settle their differences?
The slug it out.
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(I actually made this up.)
Why did our uncle come over?
To molest us.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
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Two elephants walk off a cliff…boom, boom!
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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says, “Sorry we don’t serve food in here.”
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***Classic funny***
Why did the airplane crash?
Because the pilot was a tomato (carrot also acceptable).
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Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead
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What’s brown and sticky?
A stick
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Why do men die before their wives?
Because they want to
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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
because he had no guts.
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Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
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Why don’t blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
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Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, “It smells fishy around here.”
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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?
Because he was looking for Pooh
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How do you make a bandstand?
You take away their chairs!
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(LMAO)
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
You would too, if your name was MGHHHHHHHHUH.
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OK…that’s enough….

If you have been under a rock for a while you are going to find Mel Gibson berating his former lover to no end with offensive language, and racist remarks. Telling her for the most part that she is worthless and that he isn’t gonna put up with it anymore. He is truly a class act, and his career is going to be on the rise after this outburst. /sarcasm

Actually, he’s going to be doing infomercials and Mercury insurance reviews pretty soon with as many crazy rants as he has had.

Of course it matters not to me that I am late. I laughed out loud for 10 minutes the other day watching these videos several times and reading the comments that accompany them. This is a true internet fad classic right here. It wins in every single way.

The set up here is that some local news channel is doing one of those local celebration stories that are always laughable. You know the ones where a reporter goes out and finds the man on the street interview to talk about how they are having fun at the festivities. Art shows, music, flea markets selling stuff from hydroxycut hardcore x reviews, and other stuff like carnivals.

This kid just likes turtles.

Remixes are fun too. Kid riding a turtle always works..

Bill O’Reilly interviews him:

So…after Lebron left his old Cleveland Cavs for the sunny Miami Heat to form the newest “Dream Team”, Cavs owner Dan Gilbert went into troll mode.

Earlier today this gem was released as a statement to the media from Gilbert:

Dear Cleveland, All Of Northeast Ohio and Cleveland Cavaliers Supporters Wherever You May Be Tonight;

As you now know, our former hero, who grew up in the very region that he deserted this evening, is no longer a Cleveland Cavalier.

This was announced with a several day, narcissistic, self-promotional build-up culminating with a national TV special of his “decision” unlike anything ever “witnessed” in the history of sports and probably the history of entertainment.

Clearly, this is bitterly disappointing to all of us.

The good news is that the ownership team and the rest of the hard-working, loyal, and driven staff over here at your hometown Cavaliers have not betrayed you nor NEVER will betray you.

There is so much more to tell you about the events of the recent past and our more than exciting future. Over the next several days and weeks, we will be communicating much of that to you.

You simply don’t deserve this kind of cowardly betrayal.

You have given so much and deserve so much more.

In the meantime, I want to make one statement to you tonight:

“I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER ‘KING’ WINS ONE”

You can take it to the bank.

If you thought we were motivated before tonight to bring the hardware to Cleveland, I can tell you that this shameful display of selfishness and betrayal by one of our very own has shifted our “motivation” to previously unknown and previously never experienced levels.

Some people think they should go to heaven but NOT have to die to get there.

Sorry, but that’s simply not how it works.

This shocking act of disloyalty from our home grown “chosen one” sends the exact opposite lesson of what we would want our children to learn. And “who” we would want them to grow-up to become.

But the good news is that this heartless and callous action can only serve as the antidote to the so-called “curse” on Cleveland, Ohio.

The self-declared former “King” will be taking the “curse” with him down south. And until he does “right” by Cleveland and Ohio, James (and the town where he plays) will unfortunately own this dreaded spell and bad karma.

Just watch.

Sleep well, Cleveland.

Tomorrow is a new and much brighter day….

I PROMISE you that our energy, focus, capital, knowledge and experience will be directed at one thing and one thing only:

DELIVERING YOU the championship you have long deserved and is long overdue….

Dan Gilbert
Majority Owner
Cleveland Cavaliers

As you can see he is pretty upset. Clearly he felt that he had gotten a little more than just colon cleanse reviews but an anal cleansing for real.

Gilbert also owns the company that produces those obnoxious Fatheads. You know those life sized players you put up on walls that cost $99.99. Lebron has 3 of them in inventory, but they have been trimmed down to $17.41 at Fathead.com. The significance of this move? American Revolutionary War general Benedict Arnold, a traitor who defected to the British, was born in 1741.

This is gonna be some fun stuff over the next few weeks I imagine.

You feel sorry for the first dog as you see him drooling hardcore wanting to eat the food. Of course he wins in the end and gets a feast, but it looks like he is gonna cry for real for a bit.

The big winner is you though. Not only do you get to see animals with food stacked on them, but you see a monkey wearing a Gumby t-shirt! Not dressed up in some sort of Gumby Halloween costume unfortunately, but it works. That’s right a monkey wearing a Gumby t-shirt while someone stacks bananas on/around him.

Enjoy having your mind blown.

When someone is saying things that are so stupid you can’t even comprehend them enough to respond it is time to use terms that make no sense. Like grunts and noises in word form. Also, it is used for terrible insults that are so bad that you don’t even care to respond like a human. Like some guy telling you “Ur Mom”, or get some quick weight loss tips tubby”. Here are two examples of these words:

“Hurr Durr“: Just say it. Doesn’t it sounds like it hurts? It should hurt if you do it right. Nothing shows more disgust than using this term. It shows you just can’t even lower yourself to make a coherent response.

“DAR, or dar, or darrrr“: Literally the same meaning as “hurr durrr” , but a slight variation and much faster. String together more R’s to drive your point home. Maybe even holding down R for 10 lines of a message box.

Sometimes something is funny. Well slightly amusing. Sick of “lawling, and lulzing”? It wasn’t really that funny was it? Just say what you really did:

“Heh”

Did someone think they said something clever, or funny? Did you watch something that you thought might be entertaining, or play a game you thought you would like, but were totally underwhelmed? IS whatever it is the definition of mediocrity? This is when you just use this term to display your disgust at wasting your time:

“Meh”

Nothing words. The way the internet should be because the words look like they sound.

“Wanna hear a joke?”
“Ok.”
“Women’s Rights…lolololololol”

OR

“Go make me a sammich.”

While not telling super models that they are 3./10 and that you have had better, or tellign them they need to find the best wrinkle cream for their 22 year-old faces, you should be looking for scientific proof.

Today, a man by the name of Boris Morukov, project director of some sort of 520 day fake Mars trip where 6 dudes are in isolation together, presented evidence of the clear inferiority of women. I will give you the full section from this article to see it in complete context. Is it out of place, or just plain necessary?

“HARDER FOR WOMEN IN ISOLATION”

Though over a thousand women applied for the venture — which dictates “astronauts” must be under 185cm (6ft 1in) — females are notably absent from the mission.

“It is harder for a woman to be taken out of life and put in isolation,” said Mars500 project director Boris Morukov.

“The most important thing here is motivation, and limitations would upset women. You’re not allowed to talk on a telephone,” he added.

The crewmembers said they would miss women terribly during the simulated trip but that the sacrifice was worth it.

“It will be hard but I just try to recall all the great travelers who found the New World and who were also without their families,” Sitev said.

Last year four Russians, one German and a Frenchman successfully completed a 105-day simulated space trip at the same institute.