It appears Double Rainbows are mainstream now. If you spend any time on the internet you have heard about Double Rainbows at some point. Now it shows up almost everywhere, and everyone wants in on it. In fact there are quite a few very good parodies, and songs celebrating the great Double Rainbow video. Instead of posting all the originals and the Double Rainbow Song (so popular it is even available on iTunes for $1.49. I ripped it off Youtube a month before. Sorry guys.) again, take a look at this post for some background.

It has become more popular than a Forex mentoring program The best mainstream song I have seen of Double Rainbows was by Jimmy Fallon, as Neil Diamond on Saturday Night Live a couple weeks ago. Unfortunately this is the best video I could get of it since it gets depleted anytime it gets popular.

Fallon as Neil Diamond and Double Rainbows:

This one most people tend to say is really annoying, but I found it completely hilarious. It is a girl doing a monologue of the Double Rainbow video. Listen for the dog.

By far the most idiotic, and probably the most childish though is this one. I’m sure you can guess just by looking at the still image at the start of the video why, and then you will laugh at the absurdity.

Since people I post with on boards tend to pull these animal videos out every time one of our favorite teams is playing to circus music, I have seen about everything you can imagine. Of course that means I just have more awesome animal videos to post so chill out on some rustic furniture and enjoy the incredible delights of trained animals forced into the entertainment business by Russians and Chinese people.

Tiger riding a horse:

Monkey on a goat on a cup on a tightrope

Monkey riding a dog:

OK…that’s enough for now. You should be able to find more amazing animal videos on your own now.

After thinking about Last Comic Standing I figured I would think a little more about jokes. While out earlier putting in some low voltage garden lights I had some time to reflect on some of the worst jokes I’ve heard lately. Not surprisingly, it isn’t that easy to remember terrible jokes. You know…like those ones that show up on kids cereal boxes, or popsicle sticks after you eat it all and gag yourself on the wooden stick (wood makes me gag more than anything else in the universe…that’s what she said.).

Get ready to not laugh…..

Mexican weather is so predictible…
It’s chilli today and hot tamale
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How do two snails settle their differences?
The slug it out.
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(I actually made this up.)
Why did our uncle come over?
To molest us.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
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Two elephants walk off a cliff…boom, boom!
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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says, “Sorry we don’t serve food in here.”
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***Classic funny***
Why did the airplane crash?
Because the pilot was a tomato (carrot also acceptable).
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Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead
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What’s brown and sticky?
A stick
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Why do men die before their wives?
Because they want to
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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
because he had no guts.
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Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
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Why don’t blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
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Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, “It smells fishy around here.”
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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?
Because he was looking for Pooh
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How do you make a bandstand?
You take away their chairs!
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(LMAO)
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
You would too, if your name was MGHHHHHHHHUH.
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OK…that’s enough….

Great day for real world trolling friends. First we had Dan Gilbert vs. Lebron James, and now we have the release of the Mel Gibson racist and expletive riddled rant against his former lover Oksana Grigorieva. Sadly it can’t be shared anywhere yet, but it is available to listen to here for the time being. (May not last so listen while you can.)

If you have been under a rock for a while you are going to find Mel Gibson berating his former lover to no end with offensive language, and racist remarks. Telling her for the most part that she is worthless and that he isn’t gonna put up with it anymore. He is truly a class act, and his career is going to be on the rise after this outburst. /sarcasm

Actually, he’s going to be doing infomercials and Mercury insurance reviews pretty soon with as many crazy rants as he has had.

It seems impossible to me that I only recently stumbled a crossed this amazing meme. Clearly I am very late to the party as the original video on Youtube not only has nearly 20 million views as of this writing, but it has spawned all kinds of remixes and other copycats.

Of course it matters not to me that I am late. I laughed out loud for 10 minutes the other day watching these videos several times and reading the comments that accompany them. This is a true internet fad classic right here. It wins in every single way.

The set up here is that some local news channel is doing one of those local celebration stories that are always laughable. You know the ones where a reporter goes out and finds the man on the street interview to talk about how they are having fun at the festivities. Art shows, music, flea markets selling stuff from hydroxycut hardcore x reviews, and other stuff like carnivals.

This kid just likes turtles.

Remixes are fun too. Kid riding a turtle always works..

Bill O’Reilly interviews him: