Trolling isn’t always on the internet. Sometimes we get some real life trolling. Yesterday the most absurd display in sporting history began with Lebron James having a press conference to announce what team he plans to play for next year. This has never happened before to this degree. The biggest free agent move in sports history.

So…after Lebron left his old Cleveland Cavs for the sunny Miami Heat to form the newest “Dream Team”, Cavs owner Dan Gilbert went into troll mode.

Earlier today this gem was released as a statement to the media from Gilbert:

Dear Cleveland, All Of Northeast Ohio and Cleveland Cavaliers Supporters Wherever You May Be Tonight;

As you now know, our former hero, who grew up in the very region that he deserted this evening, is no longer a Cleveland Cavalier.

This was announced with a several day, narcissistic, self-promotional build-up culminating with a national TV special of his “decision” unlike anything ever “witnessed” in the history of sports and probably the history of entertainment.

Clearly, this is bitterly disappointing to all of us.

The good news is that the ownership team and the rest of the hard-working, loyal, and driven staff over here at your hometown Cavaliers have not betrayed you nor NEVER will betray you.

There is so much more to tell you about the events of the recent past and our more than exciting future. Over the next several days and weeks, we will be communicating much of that to you.

You simply don’t deserve this kind of cowardly betrayal.

You have given so much and deserve so much more.

In the meantime, I want to make one statement to you tonight:

“I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER ‘KING’ WINS ONE”

You can take it to the bank.

If you thought we were motivated before tonight to bring the hardware to Cleveland, I can tell you that this shameful display of selfishness and betrayal by one of our very own has shifted our “motivation” to previously unknown and previously never experienced levels.

Some people think they should go to heaven but NOT have to die to get there.

Sorry, but that’s simply not how it works.

This shocking act of disloyalty from our home grown “chosen one” sends the exact opposite lesson of what we would want our children to learn. And “who” we would want them to grow-up to become.

But the good news is that this heartless and callous action can only serve as the antidote to the so-called “curse” on Cleveland, Ohio.

The self-declared former “King” will be taking the “curse” with him down south. And until he does “right” by Cleveland and Ohio, James (and the town where he plays) will unfortunately own this dreaded spell and bad karma.

Just watch.

Sleep well, Cleveland.

Tomorrow is a new and much brighter day….

I PROMISE you that our energy, focus, capital, knowledge and experience will be directed at one thing and one thing only:

DELIVERING YOU the championship you have long deserved and is long overdue….

Dan Gilbert
Majority Owner
Cleveland Cavaliers

As you can see he is pretty upset. Clearly he felt that he had gotten a little more than just colon cleanse reviews but an anal cleansing for real.

Gilbert also owns the company that produces those obnoxious Fatheads. You know those life sized players you put up on walls that cost $99.99. Lebron has 3 of them in inventory, but they have been trimmed down to $17.41 at Fathead.com. The significance of this move? American Revolutionary War general Benedict Arnold, a traitor who defected to the British, was born in 1741.

This is gonna be some fun stuff over the next few weeks I imagine.

I guess common sense doesn’t come into play here when you are too lazy to wash your balls right idiot? Let me just tell you what happens before you go off and do it so I don’t have to hear this story again from the 50th person to do it and feel the need to discuss it. I’m surprised I haven;t seen a slide show of this being done yet. IT WILL BURN YOUR BALLS. IT WILL HURT. So after all that you have to wash them anyways to get the pain away.

Now, you probably want to go off and do it immediately because you love the pain, but if you actually ever do get laid put more thought into it. Do you think ladies like the taste of Axe body spray? Do you want a blow job, with extra effort? Do you want your BJ finished? Quit putting rank ass stuff on your nuts that will immediately end your BJ. Wash your balls regularly and splash some powder down there to keep them things from getting musty.

I know that this isn’t usually something I would put on here, but I grew up listening to Michael Jackson a lot, and was a huge fan as a little kid. Not sure there was anyone at the time that wasn’t an MJ maniac when Thriller was on top. 1/10 of the U.S. population purchased that album, and probably about half of those had the red zipper jacket…lol

This video is one of my favorite performances from him. Billie Jean Live done in 2001 for a 30th anniversary special for him on CBS. Just shows how big he really was when you see the people in the crowd. He had the same effect that Elvis and the Beatles managed to produce on their fans. Herded them in like they were getting cattle supplies and made them fail to control themselves. Nobody could have pulled this off besides him. The video quality isn’t great, but just listening to his music alone doesn’t do him justice IMO. Need to see him dancing too.

This old Jackson 5 tune is also one of my favorite songs, I Want You Back. Here is an old clip with Bill Cosby doing some comedy for the intro.

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With the campaign dedicated to “Change” and to most, very little else of substance, Barack Obama has become not just a favorite to win the Democratic nomination for the upcoming presidential election, but he has become an icon. Hillary asking if he needs pillows to rest with while she blabs on and on referring to SNL sketches, strange Michelle Obama Quotes (His wife) saying things that most people think she should just keep to herself, and all the while becoming a legend bigger than even the great Ron Paul.

Obama supporters are insane. Yes, that’s right I said insane. If you thought the majority of Ron Paul supporters out there were nuts, just spend a few days roaming the forums and you will see that the Obama supporters, which are now dubbed “Obamanics” by me, are some damned defensive people. They talk to you like YOU are the idiot, when in most cases it is them. Saying odd things like “It’s not fair”, “I’m taking my ball and going home”, and the best of them all: “YES WE CAN!”.

Worst part of all this? Probably 3/4 of the people spouting off aren’t even registered voters. If for some reason Barack doesn’t get the nomination (Pretty likely he will at this point), are all of these people going to go hide back in their holes and wait for another 4 years before they decide to vote?

Don’t get me wrong. I am not against Obama in any way. Bringing young voters to the table is always a good thing. Well…usually I guess. We shall see. The guy obviously can spit mad game at the podium and the more I am exposed to his supporters it is quite obvious that when his collar pops the panties drop, but quit acting like idiots people. This guy is running for president, not the president of your Myspace Club. Obamaniacs are becoming like the outspoken Ron Paul supporters of the week. Your candidate takes the high road, why can’t you?