Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative Released (sort of backhanded Portal 2 review and Metacritic rant)
With Portal 2 being on sale for $6.79 this week on Steam, and also releasing the addition of the “Perpetual Testing Initiative” on top of it we have a much better idea of how good Portal 2 can eventually be. The PTI allows players to create their own test chambers and share them on Steam. A very big deal for continued replayability.
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Now…the one thing that always sort of bugged me about this series was the extremely high review scores the first game got. Portal 2 I think deserves a much higher score as it is just a better game in every facet and better by an extremely large margin. Portal 1, however is ranked with a 90 on Metacritic (AT least this is what Steam still shows, might be slightly less now. Think it was around 92-93 at release though). This puts it in the elite games of all time. Portal 1 is simply just not that good of a game. Not remotely worth a score higher than say 80-85 IMO. It’s a game you can plop down with and run through in a couple hours. That alone makes it feel more like a giant Demo than an actual full gaming experience. It really wasn’t intended to be a major budget game either, but the reveiws and the love affair with our favorite developer Valve made it skyrocket into the ratings stratosphere somehow.
Sure, we can argue that it was inventive, and something new, but it still bugged me quite a bit that it was ranked so high. Heck I think I got this game for free it was like a tech demo at one point. So it wasn’t necessarily a rip off, but it was a big disappointment to me compared to teh vast amount of insane rankings it got. /rant
Ehem…anyways, Portal 2 is on sale still and I found it to be a nice surprise, although I got the same feeling I did from Portal 1. After going through 5-6 levels I got bored of it. Not because of it being difficult (I haven’t really ever had a problem with these Portal puzzles that I had to look them up for solutions), but because I just wasn’t intrigued with it anymore to want to play longer in one sitting. I’m sure I could blow through P2 as well, but I just haven’t wanted to keep playing it. 5-6 levels and I’m done for the day. It’s “fun” for that long for me.
The addition of co-op is a good one and adds a lot to this. The addition of even more in the PTI add-on is even more to do. Of course we don’t have a heck of a lot of good test chambers yet to make me care about this. No co-op option as of yet, but it is rumored to be coming eventually as far as I have read on forums. Doesn’t matter to me though. I’m still not “excited” to jump into this game every day, and thinking to myself that I will be playing it again when I get done. I don’t know if it is just not difficult enough, or it just isn’t as good as people think it is. For $6.79 it’s worth it of course, but in the end I still consider this series to be a bit over-rated even if it has a few intuitive designs in it. Honestly I’d be hard pressed to rate this much higher than an 8/10, but the addition of co-op and the PTI add on this week pushes it to a healthy 8.5/10. Not bad by any stretch. Simply not in the elite company where it resides as a top all-time game at 95/100 where it sits in Metacritic now.
Of course Reviews are stupid, and don’t really say that much other than a game is well received. I mean “World of Goo” is ranked at a 96 which puts it in the Top 3 ranks all-time. Really? World of Goo is one of the top 5 games since Metacritic started? The funniest though is “Out of the Park Baseball 2007″ with a whopping 96 on Metactritic with a user review of 3.6. GTA IV is the best game in the Metacritic lifetime BTW.
Also…announce friggin’ Half-Life 3 already Valve, please. While it won’t get me to turn my high power led light back on by flipping the switch on my PS3 to “On” it will certainly make me have to look for a new computer. Maybe not. This one isn’t shabby and runs everything i have now. Still…hoping it looks that good, and we know it will. HL3…want now. Oh and WTF happened to Episode 3? It’s only been about 5 years now. WHY ALYX NO FATHER!?

Posted May 12, 2012
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