Let me start off by saying that if you disagree with this, you are one of those dumb people that are members there. Your arguments will just add to the already overwhelming evidence I have seen that suggests I am speaking the truth. Of course I encourage you to embarrass yourself if that is what you must do by creating false arguments and displaying your lack of common sense that is completely in line with the fantasy world you live in due to your lack of ever reading a book in your life.
If you have ever gone to IMDb to check out a movie you may have noticed that they not only have all the info you want about the film, but they also have the entertaining message board attached to each of the various films they list. Certainly you would think that these message boards would act almost as a review of the film and give you a bit of a better idea as to whether or not you should waste your time renting, going to see it, or simply downloading it because you are cheap, or poor. Yes…some of that is there. You may find what you need with a read of some of this, but overall you should get quite a few laughs at the idiocy of the average movie goer there. At the very least you will find the snooty film school drop out, and subsequently “expert” on imagery, acting performance, or whatever tickles those artsy douche’s fancies.
I will admit that sometimes I get a bit distracted by these boards. As usual when you are looking for a movie to purchase at the discount of free you will inevitably find a link to the IMDb page for the movie so you can see if it is worth your bother. I’ll open up about 5 movies real quick when they are in the list of movies people want to share, and then hit the link to get to IMDb just to see the rating (these are worthless, but I like to see it), or just get a better description than our buddy FXM will give to us. At some point I will usually take a peek at the message board for the movie if it doesn’t look like it is a “can’t miss” feature to get a few more plot spoilers to ruin the movie for me before I decide to get it. Then it just happens. I get sucked in and am reading pure comedy for a long while.
I would guess that probably 90% of the people that post on there are either inbred, or were raised in a refrigerator box behind a movie theater. These are the people on here that tend to think they are a bit clever, but at the same time droll on and on with personal attacks that make absolutely no sense, and prove nothing whatsoever in regards to their point that damn near every topic on the board spirals into a trollish fantasy land.
The best part about this place is that it draws every sort of person that likes to argue. It is simply fantastic. Want to argue about religion, racism, cat supplies, turkey shirts, clown shoes, or fraud? You can do it here if you find the right movie, and you can troll the hell out of it. It just doesn’t get any better than this. At first glance you might think that almost every person on the boards is a troll, but this is not so. If you spend a bit of time reading there you will soon realize that these people are THAT DUMB. Eventually you will hope they are trolls, or at least extremely intoxicated with the nonsense they pass off as “common sense”, or a “valid argument”.
I’m not even going to give you examples of any of this. I want you to go and experience the joy that is IMDb message boards on your own. I want you to slide into any movie with an active board and see it for yourself. It won’t take long to see this. That is if you aren’t one of the morons that would feel at home with the people who seem to always hear the wind whistling when they shake their heads.
Heed my warning though. You may spend a significant amount of time there reading threads of one person with at least average intelligence making completely on point arguments while dozens tell him he is “insane”, brain dead”, etc. It is such a great joy to see one bright spot in a sea of idiocy keep coming back for more to argue with these people as if they could ever comprehend simple things. It is rather fascinating to behold. It also will suck you in. It may anger you to see how many people can’t even grasp his common sense arguments. I encourage you not to create an account there. You don’t need to. Just read it. These guys that argue made the mistake of creating an account and they can’t get away. I believe it ruins their lives, but that is just a theory.
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Posted September 10, 2009 
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