College Kids and Under Are Either Socialists, or Communists

Almost all message board users who have A) Never had a job, or B) Have rich parents are either Communists, or Socialists.

If you ever see a conversation about economic governmental theory on a board with younger users, it is probable that most of these youngters are either spouting Socialism, or Communism ideals like they just “figured it all out”.

It’s laughable in every instance. They are completely clueless in how the world actually works.

Capitalism on the other hand is seen as pure evil. Here are some random examples of Capitalistic hate:

Pro-Capitalism Guy: People that say that Capitalism “is harder for poor people blah blah…”

The REAL answer is that it is “harder for STUPID and LAZY people…”

Anti-Capitalism Guy: The problem is, stupid and lazy people with rich parents have it easier than stupid and lazy people with poor parents.

Pro-Capitalism Guy: Are stupid and lazy people slaves? They have human rights. They don’t deserve everything that costs money free.

Anti-Capitalism Guy: But the stupid and lazy people with large inheritances get it free anyway.

Pro-Capitalism Guy: Fortunately, everyone else doesn’t have to PAY for those people being stupid and lazy.

Anti-Capitalism Guy: That’s obvious. I’m still saying it ends up in unfair advantages.

Which is why there might as well be a 100% inheritance tax. When you’re dead you no longer have the capacity to care about money.

Pro-Capitalism Guy: Wow…you are an idiot.

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Basically most people that are poor online hate rich people no matter what and have Robin Hood syndrome. While nobody ever said Capitalism is perfect, it’s not bad for the reasons most of these morons think it is bad. At least in a Capitalistic society you can get stuff like cheap weight loss pills because of competition if you are fat and lazy. Illogical fools.

If You Think Most of the Internet Is Atheist…

You might not have been paying attention. Myself I have always been of the thought that the majority of people that discuss things on message boards, forums, and social networks are predominately atheists. At least the more outspoken people that is. Places like Digg clearly are overrun by atheists, but a place that you think would clearly be predominately atheists would be Youtube, and in fact I am finding this is not the case at all.

While you can argue that the percentage of atheists on Youtube is likely higher than that of the U.S. population I have been seeing recently that Youtube is clearly overrun by the religious.

What makes me say so? Comments and views on things that only Christians, or other religious folks would watch. At the very least videos that they would be most likely to complain about and argue on. Sure there are tons of atheism videos on Youtube, and you get the average religious person on there trying to argue false logic with loudmouth atheists that berate them with insults, but those aren’t the ones I mean. All you have to do is find Oprah.

Oprah is a hotbed for Christians and their ilk. Videos about Oprah that even remotely suggest anything religious have 10, 20. 50 times the views and comments of any atheist, or anti-religious video on Youtube. Search “Oprah Denies Christ” and you will see what I mean. Let me just add the video below that has over 4 MILLION views. Christians everywhere like rows and rows of tile flooring. Christians absolutely OWN atheists on Youtube in numbers. It’s really not even close and this is something I was shocked to see this week.

Sadly, these are the kinds of discussions Oprah and her followers get into. Listen to the woman in the audience that defies all logic to Oprah’s arguments and the crowd actually agreeing with her. Oprah is clearly a shrewd celeb though and gets out of the debate unscathed. She tries to inject critical thinking into these people and guess what? Complete dismissal of any argument in the discussion without even hearing it.

I’m sorry, but I don’t care if you are atheist, or you worship giant beetles, dismissing logic by saying that you are just trying to “intellectualize” it is completely and utterly wrong. Think. Please.

Comedy on The Price is Right

While The Price is Right gives us probably the best FAIL jingle (below) in human history, the show has more comedic moments than any game show ever made as well.

Price is Right Loser Horn

From old ladies going to completely blank to college kids covered in blackheads trying to bid 420 every time they get to bid for the chance to actually get up on the big stage. Some of the people that have appeared seem to have some serious mental disabilities. Either they can’t do simple math, comprehend English, or some even seem to be so in love with Bob that they could be considered insane.

Worst Bid in Show History:

“Our winner is GAY!!!”

Flip-Flop Cheater

The “420″ Bidder:

Historic Moment of Exact Bid:

I could watch this show all day. So many memories watching this with my grandma.

Michael Jackson’s Ghost Discovered :)

If you go to 8:20 of this video you will see the amazing image of the King of Pop ins GHOST form!

Of course this is absurd, but even MORE absurd is that CNN, and Larry King actually took time out of their show from discussing something like NJ trash removal the next night to tell everyone that it wasn’t really a ghost, but it was a shadow. Duh…any idiot can see that…LOL

Obviously, people have taken it to the extreme now and I see these floating around:

This one is a future screamer:

This one is a .gif of him Moonwalking. Due to it being kind of a long load I’ll just link to it so the page doesn’t take even longer to load.

MJ Moonwalking Ghost GIF

Conspiracy Fad: Obama and the NWO-The Obama Deception

While President Obama has basically given everyone that voted for him the middle finger so far by doing little to nothing he promised, or exactly the opposite of it in fact, the conspiracy goons have fortunately started on him already.

Ladies and gentlemen, the great Alex Jones. The crackpot that made videos about “Lizard People”, or whatever retarded shit he was seeing on drugs one day. He has been one of the leading conspiracy nuts out there the last decade, and he never blows a chance to fit the New World Order (NWO) and his ideas to the president. I’m sure you have seen some of his classics that get all the 9/11 truthers jizzing in their pants and disgracing the memories of all the people that died that day, their families, and the people that came to help all us normal people respect.

It didn’t even take him more than a month to get out a video on Obama and his ties to the NWO. The Obama Deception.

Since Youtube decided one day that they were going to be a-holes and stop people from uploading videos longer than 10 minutes, you have to go elsewhere to watch this tripe. Actually this is probably better. Less people will see his movies, but good old Google Video still shows it so you can watch this garbage and mock it, or let others mock you and kick you with their MBT shoes when you agree with the video.

So…I guess I’ll give you a laugh, or send you closer to the loony bin.

Watch The Obama Deception:

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