In the spirit of Halloween this week I am looking for some of the most horrific things I can think of. Someone just reminded me of the Jesus Camp documentary and I think it qualifies as VERY scary.

Below are highlights from this horror film. Complete with Harry Potter bashing! You don’t talk crap about Harry Potter and get away with it now do you? According to these guys the Bible tells us that Harry Potter would be PUT TO DEATH by the powers that be because he is a wizard.

IF you’ve seen this you know that the main woman who needs free weight loss programs is the scariest ghoul you are likely to run a crossed.

As an added bonus, a toddler shows us that they have been “touched by god in the music” at her indoctrination service.

Wut? 0_o

This is less an informative post than it is a request. If you didn’t realize that trolling Facebook and Twitter pages was encouraged that is about all you will learn from this post. The request is that I am sorely lacking classic examples of trolling on these two forums.

Part of this is pure laziness on my part, but also my lack of saving examples of it when I do see it and get a good laugh. Just seems that when it pops up I am busy and just don’t have that few seconds to copy it down and save it somewhere for later archiving because I’m browsing wholesale appliances or pulling Ebay scams, or something.

So…this request is to share with me and others examples of this you have seen so we can all get some laughs and possibly ideas of future social media network trolling.

Many times on message boards you enter into a debate about something. This typically works best if you are an armchair GM for a sports team, but you can pretend you understand just about anything by using this diagram.

Every time the idiot GM of your favorite sports team makes a move it is crucial that you show how strongly you agree, which makes him correct, or how strongly you disagree, which makes him wrong. There is no better way than trying use a scientificy sounding term like “process”.

It really doesn’t matter if it makes any sense in the instance at all. It doesn’t matter if you just sell textbooks, and have never actually played the sport you pretend to be an expert about. All that matters is other people that are likely as dumb as you are think that it is clever. This is where the diagram comes in. Instead of typing out some long and fact filled post, you can just call your GM a “genius”, or and “idiot” and then post this diagram. At least half the other posters will think you are a good poster.

People on the internet are a lot of things. Racist obviously, conspiracy nuts as well, supporters of communism and socialism for the majority, and of course the internet is sexist. Certainly everyone can laugh at gems such as these:

“Wanna hear a joke?”
“Ok.”
“Women’s Rights…lolololololol”

OR

“Go make me a sammich.”

While not telling super models that they are 3./10 and that you have had better, or tellign them they need to find the best wrinkle cream for their 22 year-old faces, you should be looking for scientific proof.

Today, a man by the name of Boris Morukov, project director of some sort of 520 day fake Mars trip where 6 dudes are in isolation together, presented evidence of the clear inferiority of women. I will give you the full section from this article to see it in complete context. Is it out of place, or just plain necessary?

“HARDER FOR WOMEN IN ISOLATION”

Though over a thousand women applied for the venture — which dictates “astronauts” must be under 185cm (6ft 1in) — females are notably absent from the mission.

“It is harder for a woman to be taken out of life and put in isolation,” said Mars500 project director Boris Morukov.

“The most important thing here is motivation, and limitations would upset women. You’re not allowed to talk on a telephone,” he added.

The crewmembers said they would miss women terribly during the simulated trip but that the sacrifice was worth it.

“It will be hard but I just try to recall all the great travelers who found the New World and who were also without their families,” Sitev said.

Last year four Russians, one German and a Frenchman successfully completed a 105-day simulated space trip at the same institute.

IF you own a Playstation 3 you had to put up with some insanely stupid shit this past week. Apparently the internal clock (the one on a battery that runs 24/7) didn’t know that 2010 wasn’t a Leap Year.

So…all of us with a Fat PS3, the new Slim ones were fine, had our dates set to December 31, 1999! No big deal you say, and it really wasn’t THAT big a deal, but it had a few other problems while we waited for the clocks to flip over to March 2nd and fix itself.

This is where the real hilarity ensued for me anyways. First of all, EVERY game you tried to play on ApocolyPS3 day would delete all your trophies for that game. Just gone. So let’s say you just got a Platinum Trophy on the best game in forever Demon’s Souls you lost that bitch the second you started the game…

Of course when the clock flipped all was well for most people. Well…some. If you synced your trophies recently you got them all back, but if you didn’t, you are screwed. IF you did all you have to do is put the game in and lad them up and then re-sync with the server and the magically appear again in tact. If you didn’t sync them they are gone forever.

The RAGE people had over this the next day was just high comedy. PArents probalby wish they had taken out a bigger life insurance on the kid. Look at this fat asshole:

Especially for one game in particular that I noticed because it was the one I had been playing. Bioshock 2. You see like other idiot game developers such as say Rockstar and GTA IV, they added a bunch of ONLINE multi-player trophies for you to get if you wanted platinum. Dumbest shit ever since half the people online are just there to boost and get their damn trophies. Why Bioshock 2 is unique is that it has 4 trophies that rely solely on your online rank. You get 1 for Level 10, 20, 30, and 40.

You can guess what happened. People playing Bioshock 2 during the ApocolyPS3 lost all their trophies just like everyone else, but a few people could actually play online that day (some peopel couldn’t even play games OFFLINE that day). During that time they could level up and many passed one of those trophy levels and got them that day. Since they weren’t synced they might be Level 23, but they don’t have their Level 20 trophy anymore which means they are SCREWED. You can’t go back at this point. You can never get it again unless you sign in with another PSN ID, which means you have to get all the trophies again, and your precious Platinum won’t be on your account you always use.

Even if Sony is a bunch of douches, at least the makers of BS2 care a little bit, although they have no idea how to fix it. IF you have the problem read this thread on their forums and see if they ever come up with a solution .