Just stumbled into this one the other day. While looking into some travel deals for a trip I decided to get some new threads, and now my whole life is a trip. Haven’t really ever written reviews on there before, but this awesome shirt of mystical value has changed my mind about that. Once you see it you will know just why I was drawn to its hypnotic powers. Also, why I have so much booty that someone else is typing this while I dictate it to them .

The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt may be the greatest source of life changing goodness you will ever find.

Just look what our good friend B Dot Govern has to say about this incredible universe shattering design:

Average Customer Review
4.7 out of 5 stars (99 customer reviews)

1,042 of 1,051 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Dual Function Design, November 10, 2008
By B. Govern “Bee-Dot-Govern” (New Jersey, USA

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
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Just amazing. Don’t forget to click the link to the actual product. The comments on this review are awesome, but many have followed suit and shared their experiences about the epic t-shirt known as Three Wolf Moon.

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While President Obama has basically given everyone that voted for him the middle finger so far by doing little to nothing he promised, or exactly the opposite of it in fact, the conspiracy goons have fortunately started on him already.

Ladies and gentlemen, the great Alex Jones. The crackpot that made videos about “Lizard People”, or whatever retarded shit he was seeing on drugs one day. He has been one of the leading conspiracy nuts out there the last decade, and he never blows a chance to fit the New World Order (NWO) and his ideas to the president. I’m sure you have seen some of his classics that get all the 9/11 truthers jizzing in their pants and disgracing the memories of all the people that died that day, their families, and the people that came to help all us normal people respect.

It didn’t even take him more than a month to get out a video on Obama and his ties to the NWO. The Obama Deception.

Since Youtube decided one day that they were going to be a-holes and stop people from uploading videos longer than 10 minutes, you have to go elsewhere to watch this tripe. Actually this is probably better. Less people will see his movies, but good old Google Video still shows it so you can watch this garbage and mock it, or let others mock you and kick you with their MBT shoes when you agree with the video.

So…I guess I’ll give you a laugh, or send you closer to the loony bin.

Watch The Obama Deception:

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A contest was held online that asked fans to vote for the new 8th inning song at the New York Mets games. You know what happens when voting online that involves music happens? Rickrolls happen.

After massive amounts of Digg users and message board groups began to storm the voting the New York Mets had no other choice, but to honor the victor. Rick Astley and his Classic shitsong “Never Gonna Give You Up” as their 8th inning song. I love you internets.

Here is a video of a fan taping the Rickroll as it happened:

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If You are just seeing this series of posts for the first time, please go to the Nigerian 419 Scammers Get Scammed Introduction post to get the back story and the Set Up. If not, well enjoy the next installment of this epic story. The Previous Post is here if you forgot anything .

The long glorious ride is over. This is the final excerpt from the Scammers Get Scammed story that our friend santoselhelper hooked us up with. It has been a hilarious ride. From Awesome-O to Lunch Box to here. A man eating roots and paste and possible getting mesothelioma all the while playing along with the scam until the end. So here is the end of the story…

From Buht Fokker to Ben Omega

Santos note: Ah, it was fun while it lasted! My only regret is not getting a picture.

What a great story. Epic lulz all around. Thanks to santoselhelper at Gamefaqs.com for the lulz and for letting me post it here for you all to read.

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Introduction to the Scam-First post and the Beginning.

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If You are just seeing this series of posts for the first time, please go to the Nigerian 419 Scammers Get Scammed Introduction post to get the back story and the Set Up. If not, well enjoy the next installment of this epic story. The Previous Post is here if you forgot anything .

Santos seems to be winding down his campaign as the scammers aren’t complying with his demands. Are they catching on that they are the ones getting scammed, or are they busy shopping at the furniture stores getting ready to furnish their new hide out after the scam goes down?

This next one starts with Santos’ comments from the previous post. I wasn’t sure how to start this one so I used his comments after his last mail to start this one as it seems to work for a new section. If you are lost the link to the previous post is in here.

Santos note: To be honest, I wasn’t expecting anything, so I figured I’d end iit, unless I got a reply to this. However, when I opened my emails later, what do I find?

Santos note: With still no reply, I thought, “to hell with it,” and decided to send one last email, before the send-off.

That last e-mail will be int he final post later today I believe. The epic adventure will conclude in one more post so if you are just getting into it you may want to subscribe to the Internet. Serious Business. RSS Feed so that you know when I have last section of it up so that you don’t have to keep checking back.

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