The internet gets pretty intense at times. So much so that you may not even be able to string together words to show your RAGE at a troll, or someone else that is too stupid to write a complete sentence. This is when you show your true laziness and just go with the things that make the internet great. Nothing words.
When someone is saying things that are so stupid you can’t even comprehend them enough to respond it is time to use terms that make no sense. Like grunts and noises in word form. Also, it is used for terrible insults that are so bad that you don’t even care to respond like a human. Like some guy telling you “Ur Mom”, or get some quick weight loss tips tubby”. Here are two examples of these words:
“Hurr Durr“: Just say it. Doesn’t it sounds like it hurts? It should hurt if you do it right. Nothing shows more disgust than using this term. It shows you just can’t even lower yourself to make a coherent response.
“DAR, or dar, or darrrr“: Literally the same meaning as “hurr durrr” , but a slight variation and much faster. String together more R’s to drive your point home. Maybe even holding down R for 10 lines of a message box.
Sometimes something is funny. Well slightly amusing. Sick of “lawling, and lulzing”? It wasn’t really that funny was it? Just say what you really did:
“Heh”
Did someone think they said something clever, or funny? Did you watch something that you thought might be entertaining, or play a game you thought you would like, but were totally underwhelmed? IS whatever it is the definition of mediocrity? This is when you just use this term to display your disgust at wasting your time:
“Meh”
Nothing words. The way the internet should be because the words look like they sound.
Yes…this has been around for years. Fortunately, it hasn’t really been considered trolling until recently on the forums I frequent. At least not OFFICIALLY a TOS violation. Now that it is…well…it makes it a more intriguing troll since you actually get “punished” for using the phrase.
If you are too dumb to understand how “Cool story, bro.” is used on a forum let me give you a quick explanation. So…some guy comes on the board and makes it into his personal blog page. Writing his whole life story, I don’t know, posting his photo birth announcements, or some crap, and it is literally a tl;dr article, that you actually did read, and then came to the conclusion that it was ridiculous. Your response is:
Cool story, bro.
A few others that could be accepted are:
-I didn’t realize this was BlogFAQs
-livejournal.com —————–>
-blogger.com is that way ————–>
-tl;dr
-nobody cares.
If you don’t watch the series LOST you are probably a tool. If you do, and you spend all day on the internet, you are probably even worse than that. Your rage and fanaticism is probably so high that you probably think every time you type a paragraph you are keeping electromagnetic energy from crashing an airplane while you wheeze next to your basement dehumidifier.
Well…after the episode Across the Sea this week, people have gone into seizures about how they hate it. They have just taken out every frustration they have ever had while watching the show and went off. The internet and LOST is a virtual war of whiners this week. Of course, when people can’t control themselves you get to see some funny stuff so I plucked a couple funny things out that made me laugh from the week so far.
This first one is from a person on the forums at DarkUFO (This site is like LOST central with future spoilers, and rabid fans who want to see the damn OUTRIGGER SCENE@ OMG I WILL KILL MYSELF IF I DON’T KNOW WHO WAS SHOOTING AT THEM IN THE OUTRIGGER IT IZ SO IMPORTANT TO EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE. ehem…sorry about that.):
My experience with LOST goes something like this….
LOST: So there’s this Island, and it’s special, see. Time travel, polar bears, whispers, smoke monsters…
ME: Tell me more.
LOST: Let’s ask the Dharma Initiative! Mysterious group of scientists, led by Alvar Hanso, searching for some unfathomable secret, with all their cool, 1970s-era technology. Cool, right?
ME: Yes! But what is the secret they are after?
LOST: You should ask the Others, they know. The Others have been around forever. At first they looked like savages, but — surprise! They have modern ways and means. New Otherton, Mittelos Biotech… yes, sir, the Others are where it’s at. Ben is the leader and he knows everything.
ME: Great… so what does Ben know?
LOST: Huh? Ben? He’s actually pretty in the dark. The real big dogs here are Widmore and Eloise! They have all the answers!
ME: Super. Let’s have more Widmore and Eloise, then!
LOST: Sorry, no time for that. We’re going back to the ’70s, when the Dharma Initiative was still around. Neat, right?
ME: Very. So the Dharma Initiative, they were…
LOST: Uhhh… just some scientists, i guess. They wanted to harness the electromagnetic energy for research, time travel, that sort of thing. Anyway, they are scientists, based in Ann Arbor. That’s about it.
ME: Oh…. so what about Alvar Hanso? He must have some grand design, right?
LOST: Who? Alvar what-now? Nah, look, i’ve just been messing with you. Let’s cut to the chase, time is running out. It’s all about Jacob and his brother, Smokey. They are immortal! They play an epic game! There are rules, candidates, loopholes! Everything that has happened so far is because of them! Jacob and Smokey!
ME: Great! Let’s learn about them!
LOST: Well… Jacob is just doing what his mother told him to do. He doesn’t know why, really. His mother’s dead. Smokey wants to leave the Island. That’s about it.
ME: That’s it?
LOST: Well, there’s this light, see, this golden light underground. It’s all the goodness in the world. But it turns people bad. It kills you, or makes you live forever. Something. It must be forever guarded but never used. It’s inside everyone but can’t be touched. Light! Light! Pretty light!
ME: …..this is getting lame.
LOST: LOL, PARALLELUNIVERSE! EVERYTHING DIFFERENT! WHAT IF LOCKE HAD HIS DAD BUT HIS DAD WAS RETARDED? WHAT IF CHARLIE STILL DID DRUGS? HOW IS JACK’S BABBY FORMED?
ME: >__<
And here is the LEAKED LOST FINALE (This is not real so there are no spoilers you idiot if you think it was real you should be ashamed)
Everything else can be explained by Insane Clown Posse.
The new Chuck Norris of the internet is now The Epic Beard Man. Born from a simple phone video cam as he breathes hellfire on his enemies on a city bus. The Epic Beard Man was taunted by a hood rat on an AC transit bus once, and now no one will ever taunt the Beard Man again.
Of course once the video hit Youtube he became a legend. It has spawned many variations from a Techno Remix giving advice, to a Mortal Kombat edition. Pull down your blinds and hide under your bed. The Epic Beard Man is not to be looked in the eyes.
Epic Beard Man Is Born (w/ Subtitles + Bonus Video) :
Epic Beard Man Mortal Kombat Edition (Flawless Victory):
Since the Epic Beard Man strikes fear into all, and you can not get him out of your mind, you will find yourself making doodles such as these.
It has been only about 2 weeks since Kanye West crashed the award speech of Taylor Swift on the MTV Video Music Awards and the “Imma Let You Finish” fad has reached mighty proportions already. If you have no idea why you are seeing people troll you on message boards, or even offline lately with the “Yo…I’m really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but…” line, it is time that you pay attention because Rick Astley’s Rickrolls have some competition in Fadville.
While Taylor Swift was giving her speech for the Best Female Video Award at the MTV VMAs last week, Kanye West stormed the stage, grabbed the mic, and said the now infamous lines:
“Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of da best videos of all times. Of All Times!”
See video here as MTV is mean and won’t let people post it anywhere.
LOL…one of da best rants of all times.
So…on we go. Every geek with MS Paint, or Photoshop has made a pic with this on it and Kanye interrupting a great feat in history.
It’s to the point where you can see these in every other topic on more loose boards. There are so many out there that I can’t even post them all. The most famous thus far are probably the Patrick Swayze death interruption saying the Michael Jackson had the best death this year, The second Kanye, Berlin Wall, etc. They will go on for years now. This is a fad that will never die. Expect to see a YTMND like site popping up soon. Actually it appears someone must have bought immaletyoufinish.com and reditrected it to this KanyeGate site which has 100s of Kanye Imma Let You Finish pics. Not sure why dude didn’t just use the actual url…? Someone Beat him to it using IMAletyoufinish.com. Who will win the war? I’m going with Imma. Imma is the right one .
This video shows most of the early ones with a new APT track called “Imma Let You Finish”:
I know u just lost a lot of weight and gained it back Oprah, and imma let you finish, but deez diet pills hooked me up.
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Posted June 5, 2010 
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