The new Chuck Norris of the internet is now The Epic Beard Man. Born from a simple phone video cam as he breathes hellfire on his enemies on a city bus. The Epic Beard Man was taunted by a hood rat on an AC transit bus once, and now no one will ever taunt the Beard Man again.

Of course once the video hit Youtube he became a legend. It has spawned many variations from a Techno Remix giving advice, to a Mortal Kombat edition. Pull down your blinds and hide under your bed. The Epic Beard Man is not to be looked in the eyes.

Epic Beard Man Is Born (w/ Subtitles + Bonus Video)
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Epic Beard Man Mortal Kombat Edition (Flawless Victory):

Since the Epic Beard Man strikes fear into all, and you can not get him out of your mind, you will find yourself making doodles such as these.

It has been only about 2 weeks since Kanye West crashed the award speech of Taylor Swift on the MTV Video Music Awards and the “Imma Let You Finish” fad has reached mighty proportions already. If you have no idea why you are seeing people troll you on message boards, or even offline lately with the “Yo…I’m really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but…” line, it is time that you pay attention because Rick Astley’s Rickrolls have some competition in Fadville.

While Taylor Swift was giving her speech for the Best Female Video Award at the MTV VMAs last week, Kanye West stormed the stage, grabbed the mic, and said the now infamous lines:

“Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of da best videos of all times. Of All Times!”

See video here as MTV is mean and won’t let people post it anywhere.

LOL…one of da best rants of all times.

So…on we go. Every geek with MS Paint, or Photoshop has made a pic with this on it and Kanye interrupting a great feat in history.

It’s to the point where you can see these in every other topic on more loose boards. There are so many out there that I can’t even post them all. The most famous thus far are probably the Patrick Swayze death interruption saying the Michael Jackson had the best death this year, The second Kanye, Berlin Wall, etc. They will go on for years now. This is a fad that will never die. Expect to see a YTMND like site popping up soon. Actually it appears someone must have bought immaletyoufinish.com and reditrected it to this KanyeGate site which has 100s of Kanye Imma Let You Finish pics. Not sure why dude didn’t just use the actual url…? Someone Beat him to it using IMAletyoufinish.com. Who will win the war? I’m going with Imma. Imma is the right one .

This video shows most of the early ones with a new APT track called “Imma Let You Finish”:

I know u just lost a lot of weight and gained it back Oprah, and imma let you finish, but deez diet pills hooked me up.

I saw this quote on the internet and have to say I do not agree:

“Seems the standards for getting your mind blown have dropped since the days of Einstein and Godel.”

For many years it is well accepted that many things blow your mind on the internet. A topic featuring the title: MIND=BLOWN should result is many, many examples of such a thing.

For example, the first post of a thread:

Miles Prower = Miles Per Hour

OMG MIND=BLOWN

While your mind doesn’t actually explode the saying is meant to take something you probably take for granted and look at it more critically. Finding something in it that may not have been intended, but did show up in the result.

Take this infamous MIND=BLOWN image:

It is a logo of the Nintendo Gamecube in which the “G” has a “C” inside of it. Completely mind blowing to a child of 11 sitting on his discount classroom furniture.

More examples:

-The bushes in Super Mario Bros are recolored clouds.
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-OMG, he’s called Dr. EGGman because he’s fat and shaped like an egg!!
-Arcticdos!
Zaptres!
Moluno!
-All of the pokemon towns in the Kanto region were named after colors (hence the name Pallet town).

As you can see there are many things that can blow your mind. I believe this deserves more exploration, and plan to do so in the future after taking a lot of medication.

Yup…it is getting closer. The end of the world. 2012 is coming and everyone is predicting it will be our demise.

This is one of the dumbest conspiracies out there, and has been for ages. Unfortunately it is picking up more and more on message boards these last couple years due to it only be a few years away.

What is “2012″? First of all, it is bullshit. If you are dumb enough to believe it then by all means keep doing so and do it publicly so that I can scratch you off my “people to talk to list”.

Now what is it actually from the standpoint of believers? In the basic sense it has something to do with the Myan Calender. IT is believed by people that know little to nothing about it that on December 21st, 2012 A.D.at exactly 12:11 ET the world will end. Why? Because the Myan Calender ends of course…DUH

OF course this really isn’t true in any sense. While I find this topic fascinating and really really think that all these things will happen I am not about to write all the rubbish associated with it here. Instead you can go off and read about it from either the believers, or the people that think those people are quacks.

Here are some of the “believer” sites out there:

Oh for fucks sake…Are you kidding me here? There is actually a movie out called 2012? A big budget movie? Actually looks kind of good…lol Here is the trailer.

This person either wants to scam you by playing on your beliefs (Like Alex Jones), or they truly believe it. Either way it is a good site for this crap.

This is just a list of the prophecies associated with it from the Wiki community.

A lot of information here. Odds are they are full of crap too and are just doing this to make money . Kind of like the majority of conspiracy whackos are, but you idiots still think it is true. If you believe Loose Change you will believe anything so I am assuming you believe in 2012.

Somewhat Sane People:

Here is someone that talks about the calender in the real sense and not the crackpot sense.

This site is actually really good. It has articles about almost all aspects of the 2012 crackpot theories and disputes them one by one with something really crazy…..SCIENCE….ooooh scary. They also throw in a little humor here and there and make you feel like an idiot if you actually believe in the 2012 voodoo. Well done, sir.

Now you have your truth. Well…one side does and the other is “crazy”. Each side is different depending on which group “sold” you enough on it being real, or BS. Kind of like religion >:). I think I’ll worrry more about immediate help like losing some weight with Anoretix diet pills. If you want to live in fear then have at it . I for one have a Vault Tec Vault, a Pip Boy 3000, and no fear of killing Super Mutants so I’m all set.

A scenester is a douchebag that tries so hard to fit every stereotype of whatever scene they are trying to fit into that they are hated by everyone. Usually they try to be all emo, punk, indie, etc. People that down weight loss pills like it is the end of the world, or just don’t eat because they are too busy cutting themselves. Instead of actually calling people what they are you just lump all their doucheness into one category and call them scenesters.

There is no way I can describe this any better than just to link you to this scenester site so that you can look at what these fools look like with visuals. This is Old’d and from like 1974, but it needs to be preserved so it is going to be here right now.

As for Scene Girls, well…they are just as lame. People on lol Myspace try to be like this with their Myspace faces, and a lot of the tools that go to your school try to do this to fit in.

Some copypasta:

A scene girl is whiney and has choppy layers in her hair, It can be long, or shorter. It must be either black with blonde, or random colours with blonde. They wear uber skinny ass tight jeans, with ballet flats or converese. Tight randomly sloganed T’s, or laces tank tops in random colours. They like pearls and little girl clips in their hair. They say things like ” sex, cunt, whore, rad, uber, !!1, Sup Nig, kthxbai, kdie, I hate you, guns go bang” ect… They are OBSESSED with pirates, ninjas and robots. Don’t ask why, that’s just the way it is in the scene… They think they’re the best…and well..they are…and that’s why people dislike them so much. Forget the whales, save a scene girl….

An example of a Scene Girl conversation.

xcuntxcorex: Ommmgahhhh!!11 YOU’re TEH Sexx…
XXrobotxwhoreXX: nahhh nigg…you’re TEH SEXXX…last night was uber rad..uber sex…
xcuntxcorex: are yooh going to teh sex show 2nite?
XXrobotxwhoreXX: yooh bet your UBER SEX BOTTOM I am!!!11313241241…it’s going to be teh SEXXX!! … SEXX

Scene girls are so into this that you can even be a scene girl if you are going to follow the carefully planned steps to meet the requirements. Good luck with ruining your all of your memories with pics of yourself looking like these idiots.