I don’t watch Two and a Half Men, but I’ve read some things about Charlie Sheen pissing off the network and founds some pretty funny quotes from him, as well as some about the show. The show itself is pretty mediocre I must say, but then again the average idiot out there is quite amused by mediocre comedy it seems so I guess that is understandable how the show is so popular.

Recently, Sheen and the show producers/directors/creators, or whatever the hell the fight was with got pissed at each other and started talking trash in the press back and forth. Sheen won hands down. The comments from the show people I don’t even care about. Most of Sheen’s I don’t either. What I do care about is this:

What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows … I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can’t handle my power and can’t handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.

Remember these are my people … not yours…we will continue on together…

Charlie Sheen

How can you not support someone that talks trash like this? Fire breathing fists should be a nice meme. Here’s his entire radio rant on Alex Jones. lol @ Alex Jones. Talk about crackpots.

While we are oon the subject of Two Men and some fat kid, it looks like someone hacked in through the digital video cables at the network and leaked the Two and a Half Men Finale. Top 10 of all time? I say yes.

YES! Tawainized!

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This show stars two actors that I can barely stand. Helen Hunt, and Paul Reiser. Helen Hunt I suppose I can stand at times, but not really. She looks like someone told her something that she doesn’t understand, but she is going to complain about it anyways all the time. Now appearing to ruin good movies without best wrinkle cream. Reiser just looks like a guy I would like to punch in the face.

So…the two of them together. In love. fanfreakintastic. Wikipedia actually states that this show “garnered it comparisons to SEINFELD” due to its observational dialogue (yes I spell it this way). Yeah…it reminds me of Seinfeld alright. The finale.

This show ran from September 23, 1992 to May 24, 1999. Then it was on reruns for about 10 years I assume because the only way I would have ever watched it is if it came on while I was watching a good show and forgot to turn the channel after being distracted.

I really don’t need to say anything. Judge this show from this 4 minute clip:

Mad About You Intro:

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I think it is safe to say that we don’t need to wait 10 years to call this show craptastic. Have I ever seen the show? No. Will I ever watch it? Unlikely.

I was just browsing around today and the thought popped into my head that I would like to know how much money they pay you to have a baby as a teen on MTV these days. According to the court records of one of the white trash stars it appears that she makes at least $140,000 per 6 month deal. For you math majors that’s $280K a year. Doubt any charlotte jobs will get you that much.

Of course that doesn’t count all the awesome talk show appearances, and whatever else. MTV loves to play the pimp. Bang some dude without protection and become a star!

Honestly, I don’t give a crap enough to even look up any of the people, or to find a video of the show at all. My curiosity has been purged and that really was all I wanted.

Watch this video because it is beautiful.

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Back before MTV went totally away from music and became a channel about pregnant teens and degenerate bar hopping psychos, they had this game show on called Remote Control.

The saddest part about this show is that it could probably never work now on MTV. Even though this wasn’t “music” really, the show was based on answering questions relating to pop culture, but the final round was based on music videos. The contestants had a clock to beat where they had to watch little clips of music videos on some big TV wall and had to get as many correct in the time to win. We know so little about music videos now due to never seeing any that nobody could win on this show today. I probably know more about rv repair than I do about Eminem’s most recent videos.

Remote Control is a TV game show that ran on MTV for three seasons from 1987 until 1990. It was MTV’s first original non-musical program. Was this the downfall? New episodes were made for first-run syndication in 1989 which were distributed by Viacom. Three contestants answered trivia questions on movies, music, and television, many of which were presented in skit format.

Colin Quinn was on this show as the MC. The host was some dude named Ken Ober. They also had guests that did a bunch of skits, and the most famous of them was Adam Sandler. This was BEFORE he was on Saturday Night Live.

Intro:

First Remote Control Episode:

Look at the clothes these douchebags in the audience are wearing.

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As embarrassing as this is to say…I actually used to watch this show every week. Why? No idea, but I did. Maybe it was her hot friend Six played by Jenna von Oÿ. Yeah her name was Six. She has some strip dance in a movie I saw here (no nudity). Some low grade crap movie.

Blossom was extra uggo by comparison. Made Six look even hotter just because of the law of hot girl with ugly friend. Blossom was a play on words because she had a huge nose and looked like a mutant.

Oh and those stupid, stupid HATS. They both wore these weirdo country style moron hats that people in weirdo towns wear.

Uggg…either those or some sort of Cat in the HAt hat with a flower on it. Repulsive.

Blossom was broadcast from 1990 to 1995 on NBC. The series stars Mayim Bialik as Blossom Russo, a teenage girl living with her father and two brothers.

Her brothers were teen heartthrob Joey Lawrence who played…wait for it…Joey and some other guy that had a funky nose too.

Joey Lawrence was like a huge star back then. Teen girls loved him. HE even had his own ridiculous catch phrase: “Whoa!”. Yup…that was his goddamn catch phrase. “Whoa!”

This show touched on a lot of teen subjects like pregnancy. Six was a little slut I think IIRC. Blossom even got laid on this show somehow. Dad was all “dun touch me daughter” and all protective when some dude had her in his barska sites. So were her dimwitted brothers. Should have been like “You go Blossom. I am shocked someone wants to do you!”

So yeah…Blossom was a nerd. Six was a whore. Joey was an American Idiot. Her other brother was a drunk I think. Dad was a dad.

Blossom Intro

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