A lot of comedians do this kind of thing where they play characters and such. Check out this guy on Youtube, Edbassmaster (Skippy is by far the best IMO). HE has quite a few characters and he films himself doing them at drive-thrus, auto shows, weird phone calls, etc. While they are often hilarious, you can’t help but feel a bit uneasy while watching him do these things.

Here are a couple I have been thinking about today:

1. My hair is very short. Almost shaved on the sides and very short on top. I have no bangs, or anything you could consider “flippable”. So I was thinking about while talking to people that I would act as if I did and flip my hair, which doesn’t exist. People that do this are annoying, or at least to me they are. I consider them stupid, low IQ idiots that should wear horse riding helmets everywhere they go. I wonder how long it would take for someone to say something.

2. Where I live there are quite a few Mexicans. I see them in the gas station quite frequently. As we all know they like to talk in Spanish while in public. I always find this annoying. Especially when they are laughing and such because you know they are talking smack. Next time I see them in line behind me I am going to pretend I can’t speak English to the person at the register. OF course I do not know Spanish so I am going to use a few Spanish words I know (I can pretend I’m talkign Spanish) and just make gibberish sentences. I wam looking to see what the reaction is of these Mexicans in line behind me. Will they want to fight? (no…they are probably illegals *cough*) Or will they laugh?

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What crazy experiments can you think of to do?

How does rapid detox work? Rapidly (harhar).

Rapid detox treatment focuses on anesthetizing the patient safely and comfortably so the patient does not experience any of the intense withdrawal symptoms brought on by the aggressive and rapid detox process. This is pretty much the thing that keeps most people from following through with the detox in the first place. Withdrawal. Under continuous monitoring of the patient’s brain, heart, respiration, oxygenation, blood pressure, optimal degree of anesthesia is delivered. Afterwards, patients only feel residual withdrawals, tolerated by the vast majority of patients.

Save it for the people that could actually help you. Like you know the people you do drugs with…err I mean your family and friends. The only thing that that talking about drugs with authority figures, or people that could have something to do with your income, grades, etc. can do is make you look like a loser.

this question=TRAP:

Have you ever used marijuana, or any other illegal drugs?

Tell me now. Why would you answer this question honestly on an application, in an interview, IN CLASS, or when you are getting arrested for being drunk? The correct answer is: YOU DON’T. First of all, its’ against your rights, and your privacy, but most importantly it does you absolutely no good to answer that you have.

Nobody wants to hear about how you got so high on acid that you ran around the neighborhood in nothing but your snow boots shouting about how you can see Double Rainbows making love to a human centipede. This is not impressive, and certainly not funny to anyone that holds your future in their hands.

Moral of the day: Drug use is likely illegal where you live. Nobody is going to give you a medal for admitting that you have “experimented” with drugs when you are arrested, when you are talking in class, or when you are talking to your boss at work.

I don’t know about you, but when you can find something like this for only 8 bucks you know you are getting a great deal. Normally these cost anywhere from $25-100 so this wireless internet adapter is a monster deal. This wireless PC adapter is completely compatible with Microsoft Vista. Simply plug and play to get it to take and you are ready to go. Works like a charm. The wireless card is one of the thinnest you will find.

Besides this magnificent wireless PC adapter deal, Buy.com has many others in their Weekly Deals section. You will probably want to just bookmark that page and look at it regularly as they have new deals every single week that are always extremely well priced compared to their competitors. They typically have quite a few accessories for iPods, Zunes, and any other .mp3 players every week, as well as an assortment of very low priced laptops and and Desktop PCs. You can even find some Nintendo Wii accessories on occasion that cost nothing more than a couple of Abe Lincolns.

If the topic is about vinyl shutters, you can pretty much agree that responses about that subject are going to be easily identified do you not?

The WORST offenders of this are those that quote the original topic when it is an ARTICLE. A goddman article! Why would you quote an article? Seriously people. Think about what the bloody hell you are doing here. IF I clicked on the topic I already read the article unless I just replied with tl:dr, when I get to your worthless one line post. Yes, they quote a 1000 word article and then after you scroll all the way down through what you already read, you see a ONE LINE response. Idiots.