Someone introduced me to this guy a couple months ago with his song “She’s Mad” seen here. Like any horrible rapper he can’t keep his music in one place so I didn’t see this classic track straight away.

While listening to that song again…well just reading the hilarious comments on the video and ads for postcard printing, I watched some other videos and eventually this one caught my eye. Cheeseburger. This dude has a rap about going to get a cheeseburger. He gonna get him a cheeseburger. Double cheeseburger. Triple cheeseburger. He gon git a cheeseburguh…

I have! It is something I always consider when I observe people out and about. Things they do that I see as well…annoying. I wonder if I could take those annoyances and see if I could experiment on people in public just to gauge their reactions. Basically, this is real world trolling for the most part.

A lot of comedians do this kind of thing where they play characters and such. Check out this guy on Youtube, Edbassmaster (Skippy is by far the best IMO). HE has quite a few characters and he films himself doing them at drive-thrus, auto shows, weird phone calls, etc. While they are often hilarious, you can’t help but feel a bit uneasy while watching him do these things.

Here are a couple I have been thinking about today:

1. My hair is very short. Almost shaved on the sides and very short on top. I have no bangs, or anything you could consider “flippable”. So I was thinking about while talking to people that I would act as if I did and flip my hair, which doesn’t exist. People that do this are annoying, or at least to me they are. I consider them stupid, low IQ idiots that should wear horse riding helmets everywhere they go. I wonder how long it would take for someone to say something.

2. Where I live there are quite a few Mexicans. I see them in the gas station quite frequently. As we all know they like to talk in Spanish while in public. I always find this annoying. Especially when they are laughing and such because you know they are talking smack. Next time I see them in line behind me I am going to pretend I can’t speak English to the person at the register. OF course I do not know Spanish so I am going to use a few Spanish words I know (I can pretend I’m talkign Spanish) and just make gibberish sentences. I wam looking to see what the reaction is of these Mexicans in line behind me. Will they want to fight? (no…they are probably illegals *cough*) Or will they laugh?

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What crazy experiments can you think of to do?

I think I am in the mood for some hamburgers today. Especially after watching this incredible commercial. I mean there is nothing that could make me want a hamburger more than this here video.

That guy just booted a baby! hahaha…WTF is this? Not being in English makes it even more insane. Clearly foreigners are crazy, and violent. This is exactly the kind of thing they would want to see before going to get a burger. “Hmmmm…if I could just see someone kick a baby I might want a hamburger. Yes! Man am I hungry!”. Time to peel out on my ATV Tires and hit the burger joint.

With the announcement a month or so back that the Hey Dude series will be released on DVD, I think it is time that this show gets its well deserved induction into the Crap TV Flashbacks list. No longer needing to be stored on a data backup online to view this treasure of crap let’s get to it.

Hey Dude was a Nickelodean show, and like many, it wasn’t exactly the height of quality. While we were just kids watching these shows (hopefully), even we could tell that many of them were pretty bad. Hey Dude was one of the ones I always watched, but I just knew it was ridiculous.

The main reason I liked this show, however was that it had the hottie Christine Taylor in the cast. You may recognize her as Marcia on the new Brady Bunch movies, Zoolander as the girl in the 3-way, Dodge ball as the bi-sexual canon-arm, and most obviously she is Ben Stiller’s wife. Hey Dude was her VERY first acting role on any show. At least that is what the IMDb credits show anyways. So we got a glimpse of a future actress with a semi-successful career ahead of her playing on a ridiculous show. She was a complete goody-two-shoes on the show too, which made her later roles all that more hot.

Hey Dude aired for only 3 years from 1989 to 1991. It was Nickelodeon’s first original live action television series.

From Wiki:

The series was set on the fictional “Bar None Dude Ranch” near the city of Tucson, Arizona. It portrayed the lives of the ranch’s owner, his son, and five teenage summer employees. Hey Dude was a comedy geared towards a teenage audience.

The ranch owner was a moron. He was a classic TV dimwit that bought the Bar None Dude Ranch seeking escape from his high-pressure job as a New York City accountant. His son, Buddy, (worst TV name ever) thought this decision sucked obviously.

The workers were 4 white people and this short Native American guy. None of them could act, or the dialog just sucked so much they appeared just as bad.

I think though that if you were to compare it to something in how it was run I would say it is like Saved By the Bell on a dude ranch. It had those silly “lessons” that you got from SBtB and portrayed in a completely naive manner. Take for example this video that discusses alcoholism (Laugh track was added as a joke. Show DOES NOT CONTAIN A LAUGH TRACK):

Laugh track actually makes it better, although whoever put it in didn’t do that good of a job with it. There were quite a few moments I expected a laugh, but didn’t get one. Oh well, it is still funny to see a laugh track for serious issues.

Hey Dude Intro Credits and Theme:

The internet is a hotbed of atheists arguing with Christians. Sometimes they argue with Muslims, but most of the atheists online tend to stick with Christians since they know more about it living in the Western World. One of the most absurd Bible stories is truly Noah’s Ark.

From a scientific point of view Noah’s Ark makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Of course that doesn’t stop Christians from claiming to have found the ancient ark, or arguing that it was in fact a real event. I’ve even heard the term Noachian Flood, which I suppose is supposed to sound scientific. Just as scientific as aecg machines I imagine.

Nothing is more laughable than seeing arguments like this though as arguments. Here’s a taste:

Point out that to get two of each kind of animal from every part of the world may not be so unbelievable because of the size of the world at the time. The theory of Pangaea (which basically states that the continents were all connected forming one big “supercontinent”) is probably true. Before Noah’s flood, all of the land masses on earth were all joined to form one continent. This would eliminate the idea that animals would have to cross oceans to reach the ark.