I don’t watch Two and a Half Men, but I’ve read some things about Charlie Sheen pissing off the network and founds some pretty funny quotes from him, as well as some about the show. The show itself is pretty mediocre I must say, but then again the average idiot out there is quite amused by mediocre comedy it seems so I guess that is understandable how the show is so popular.

Recently, Sheen and the show producers/directors/creators, or whatever the hell the fight was with got pissed at each other and started talking trash in the press back and forth. Sheen won hands down. The comments from the show people I don’t even care about. Most of Sheen’s I don’t either. What I do care about is this:

What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows … I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can’t handle my power and can’t handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.

Remember these are my people … not yours…we will continue on together…

Charlie Sheen

How can you not support someone that talks trash like this? Fire breathing fists should be a nice meme. Here’s his entire radio rant on Alex Jones. lol @ Alex Jones. Talk about crackpots.

While we are oon the subject of Two Men and some fat kid, it looks like someone hacked in through the digital video cables at the network and leaked the Two and a Half Men Finale. Top 10 of all time? I say yes.

YES! Tawainized!

Saw this a couple weeks back and then I was reminded again of it on the Youtube version of Tosh.0, RayWilliamJohnson when I decided to catch up on all my backlogged subs on Youtube. Who came first BTW? This guy, or Tosh.0?

RWJ gave us a little more history on the uploader I suppose by sayign that the guy is a viral video machine. Good for him. Anyways, this fat black dude decides to walk into a room with no shirt on and start dancing to an Urkel tune with a bow tie on and do the Urkel laugh.

This is the kidn of video you watch and just go “WTF?”, but you watch it mesmerized at the rolling blobs of fat that no best anti wrinkle cream will cure, and horror of it all.

This show stars two actors that I can barely stand. Helen Hunt, and Paul Reiser. Helen Hunt I suppose I can stand at times, but not really. She looks like someone told her something that she doesn’t understand, but she is going to complain about it anyways all the time. Now appearing to ruin good movies without best wrinkle cream. Reiser just looks like a guy I would like to punch in the face.

So…the two of them together. In love. fanfreakintastic. Wikipedia actually states that this show “garnered it comparisons to SEINFELD” due to its observational dialogue (yes I spell it this way). Yeah…it reminds me of Seinfeld alright. The finale.

This show ran from September 23, 1992 to May 24, 1999. Then it was on reruns for about 10 years I assume because the only way I would have ever watched it is if it came on while I was watching a good show and forgot to turn the channel after being distracted.

I really don’t need to say anything. Judge this show from this 4 minute clip:

Mad About You Intro:

If you visit youtube even oon a semi-monthly basis I doubt you have not heard of Shaytards. Your first thought as an angsty internet anonymous troll is to say that these guys are total tools and you would never watch them ever. You think the people that do are “fake and gay”.

I suspect you secretly watch them everyday though. Face it. Your life is pathetic. You have no family and they all are in jail, or living on the street with needles sticking out of their arms. You compensate by hating everyone and pretending that you are Eminem. You spend your days on Youtube asking people to give you thumbs up for quoting the videos you just watched and then feel like a hero when you get 3 thumbs up like you said something important. You didn’t. You quote the damn video because you are too stupid to think of something original yourself to say.

After a long day of fighting for great justice and making yourself feel better by berating children that post videos on youtube, you decide it is time to watch a wholesome family. You secretly love this, but you can’t help yourself. You just have to start talking crap about the family anyways so that when people see that you watch it everyday in your history you can just say you were trolling them by calling the main guy fat and telling him about the best weight loss supplements, and then you go on to say how his kids annoy you.

Yeah…we don’t buy it.

I think it is safe to say that we don’t need to wait 10 years to call this show craptastic. Have I ever seen the show? No. Will I ever watch it? Unlikely.

I was just browsing around today and the thought popped into my head that I would like to know how much money they pay you to have a baby as a teen on MTV these days. According to the court records of one of the white trash stars it appears that she makes at least $140,000 per 6 month deal. For you math majors that’s $280K a year. Doubt any charlotte jobs will get you that much.

Of course that doesn’t count all the awesome talk show appearances, and whatever else. MTV loves to play the pimp. Bang some dude without protection and become a star!

Honestly, I don’t give a crap enough to even look up any of the people, or to find a video of the show at all. My curiosity has been purged and that really was all I wanted.

Watch this video because it is beautiful.