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After thinking about Last Comic Standing I figured I would think a little more about jokes. While out earlier putting in some low voltage garden lights I had some time to reflect on some of the worst jokes I’ve heard lately. Not surprisingly, it isn’t that easy to remember terrible jokes. You know…like those ones that show up on kids cereal boxes, or popsicle sticks after you eat it all and gag yourself on the wooden stick (wood makes me gag more than anything else in the universe…that’s what she said.).

Get ready to not laugh…..

Mexican weather is so predictible…
It’s chilli today and hot tamale
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How do two snails settle their differences?
The slug it out.
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(I actually made this up.)
Why did our uncle come over?
To molest us.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
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Two elephants walk off a cliff…boom, boom!
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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says, “Sorry we don’t serve food in here.”
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***Classic funny***
Why did the airplane crash?
Because the pilot was a tomato (carrot also acceptable).
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Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead
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What’s brown and sticky?
A stick
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Why do men die before their wives?
Because they want to
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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
because he had no guts.
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Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
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Why don’t blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
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Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, “It smells fishy around here.”
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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?
Because he was looking for Pooh
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How do you make a bandstand?
You take away their chairs!
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(LMAO)
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
You would too, if your name was MGHHHHHHHHUH.
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OK…that’s enough….

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