This is an Adam Corolla double. You would think I’d go for the easy Jimmy Kimmel craptastic flashback, but Adam Corolla has had some much more odd experiences from my memory on television I think. At least he is the more underground of the two in my eyes anyways.
Not only do we pull Adam Corolla old school off the scrap heap we get a healthy dose of Dr. Drew in this flashback. Loveline has been a syndicated radio show for over 25 years. Loveline the TV show aired on MTV before MTV was no longer a music channel and just a reality TV channel.
Back in the mid-90s Dr. Drew the geeky smart guy and Adam Corolla the raunchy loudmouth and sexist “cool” guy took the sex show to the air and did quite well. The show was very popular on MTV and kids couldn’t get enough of it since it was about sex and even in the 90s in the good ol’ USA sex is still repressed on television so badly that any talk of it seems a little dirty. Still is today, but back then it was much worse. We really haven’t come very far. We can’t even have goddamn video games with sexual themes that also feature MURDER. Make war, not Love is America’s theme. That and sell used books.
Oh yes, Loveline. This is really all you need to know about this show IMO:
Completely forgot about this show until yesterday when I was watching “Still Waiting”. The sequel to “Waiting” obviously. Adam Corolla makes an appearance in the movie on a self-help video on how to treat women like garbage and get laid at the same time. Obviously, this is him playing himself, or at least the persona he has developed, and he used on The Man Show. Remember who he did the show with? The one and only Jimmy Kimmel of course.
The Man Show appeared on Comedy Central for a few years before Kimmel and Corolla got too big for it and moved on. Then our good friend Joe Rogan took over with Doug Stanhope and drove the ratings into the ground and didn’t even get a pronexin deal to show for it.
While the show was actually one I watched and if I went back and watched it again it was probably pretty damn funny. Of course this is a long time ago and it is crap now no matter how funny it is. Definitely a show you want to go and watch though IMO.
Theme with some weird subtitles from some language you don’t know.
I’m sure you knew it was coming. People out there think everything is funny. Including me. Everyone has sen the 2-year old baby that smokes 40 cigs a day by now. I figured a search would pull up some nice parody vids by now since it has been almost a week. Mostly just loud mouth idiots who are 12, telling people how to raise their kids, but this one I found pretty funny.
Well…I thought I was going to find it funny because I thought the dude was going to be Gilbert Godfrey. For real. It was some other guy, but I’ll give him his day for making the right move and exploiting child endangerment for the almighty Youtube Views meter. This kid will be needing to earn a degree online because he is gonna be in a bed by 13. Not like this dude getting a lot of ass. Well…not this dude. The 2-year old smoking baby.
While my review score keeps going down the more I play this game due to bugs and glitches, I find myself pretty upset that I haven’t encountered actual funny ones in my game. I want to punch John Marston in his stupid slashed up face in need of anti wrinkle face cream about every time I play now because of the lagging gameplay I am experiencing late in the game. This game has some sort of Fallout 3 issue in it somewhere that makes it run like crap after playing to long I think.
Anyways, at least we have gotten some pretty awesome bugs to see from the 360 version most likely. PS3 version just has gamebreaking bugs. Here are some more good ones:
I’m not going to get real into the technical aspects of it all. Just talk about my impressions having played through the game and done quite a bit of multi-player so far. This is for the PS3 version BTW, so I have no idea if the 360 looks better, or runs better, and I don’t care. If it is multi-platform the golden rule is that the 360 always looks better so if you are anal about minor differences go research that garbage yourself.
First and foremost, when you first start this game I’d say it is brilliant. Amazing atmosphere, some great locations, and great entertainment value. The world is very well done in that it feels like the west. Like a cowboy game. Riding a horse feels fantastic and the little towns look just like you would expect from a western. Almost all the buildings are enterable. This should be the case because towns are so small. Hotels, Saloons, etc. with old and contemporary furniture.
Comedy in this game is top notch. From the hookers in the towns commenting as you walk by with “I can’t stand to see a man with a dry pecker. Can I help?” to every other random encounter you come a crossed. There are some very funny situations in this game.
For about the first 20-30 hours the game is one you can’t put down. If you are an explorer you realize quickly that there are quite a few time killing challenges that you may want to get into. Hunting, PICKING FLOWERS (yes, this is real), Texas Hold ‘em and many casino games/mini-games. Hunting is by far the most interesting as there are a few dozen different animals you can go out and kill and skin. Cougars, Wolves, Coyotes, Armadillos, Rabbits, Elk, Bears, and even Buffalo to name a few. Early on the hunting isn’t too dangerous, but when you start running into pack so wolves, or that first cougar you quickly realize that you don’t really ever want to walk away from the game without pausing it. The wilderness is dangerous, and I can say with certainty that early on the only thing that ever killed me were the animals.
The missions aren’t bad. You have the standard R* story missions of go here, and kill everyone. You also have a bunch of side missions for “Strangers” that get rather strange at times. Beastiality anyone?
On top of those two types of missions there seem to be about 50 or so random encounters you can run into. Things such as a woman calling for help only to be a trick where bandits jump out of a wagon and open fire on you with the intent to rob/kill you. Chasing down a horse thief. Helping marshalls run down convicts. Quite a few others that are less involved, but most certainly strange.
While the missions aren’t bad they seem to go on FOREVER. This isn’t a good thing. As you get towards the end, or at least think it is the end, it feels like every mission is completely pointless. When you think you have finally gotten to the end you are sidetracked. They throw some ridiculous other mission tree in there that makes little to no sense, and then you go out and do the same thing 5 missions in a row only to be back where you started. This game definitely DRAGGED on for too long from the story standpoint IMO unnecessarily. Story was perfectly fine, just getting there was a pain.
I’m not sure how this is for everyone,b ut after about 40 hours of playing and screwing around my game became incredibly buggy. Not fun buggy either like the amazing glitches in these videos:
It just started freezing quite a bit more. Even with deletion and reinstall of Utility Data.
Online is pretty barren most of the time. Freeroam is boring as hell usually unless you start doing the challenges. There are a good 50 more challenges online that aren’t in the single player game so it is well worth your time to jump online to play these when you get a little bored. Not many fun games online at all. Of course R* is releasing a FREE Co-op this month for online for missions so that is cool. It just seems like there isn’t a lot to do. Attack gang hideouts, or play competitive matches of few options.
I’d give this game an 8.5/10. I thought about going lower since it really got buggy after a while, and the never-ending missions really got to me at the end, but the game could be patched in some areas that may help and the game is really fun overall. Tall Trees, the most beautiful area in the game looks the worst of any area. The rendering of the graphics on the PS3 are just awful. Like headache inducing awful at times. This game needs a patch BAD.
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Posted June 2, 2010 
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