People In the 1950s Were Just Smarter Than Us – Part 3
I guess I still have some of these I wanted to show. They could probably go on even longer, and I might just have to as I keep seeing more and more. I think I will stick with a theme this time:
“The frustrations of a horny 1950s male”
There was another satire of 50′s newsreels I wanted to give a shout out to in this post as they are pretty well done, and I noticed the guy wasn’t getting any views. They are real short clips (except the one I am posting…lol), and I will add one at the end that you can follow along to others if you want.
Today we go back into the wonderful world of “Sex Education in the 50s”. This time we get the perspective for the boys. I remember the talk fondly. My 6th grade basketball coach pulled out a chart of a penis and told us all about how to do the sex. Then tried to give us a free life insurance quote.
“That Mike…he’s sure filling out. In fact all these kids are starting to fill out. ” ~Coach Pervert.
“Hey…you know what? I had a wet dream last night”
“Oh that means you can start a baby.”
Once you become a man physically, you must learn to become a real man. You must learn to Control Your Emotions. Women need not apply.
Maybe mother should make Jeff a new dress too.
It’s a good thing you have learned to control your emotions. You now must put them to work by hiding your rage after being given blue balls for the billionth time as a 50s male because of how your girl has been conditioned not to put out. Also, how to hide your shame when your friends find out you didn’t actually get laid, the girl wants to kill you, and her father arrives to cut off your testicles.
We have so much fun together. I’d hate to ruin everything by having sex with you.
When you can’t hold in how horny you are anymore…pop the question. Unfortunately, some douchebag has to ruin your fun by talking you out of it. Time for a hooker, pal. Either that or serial killing.
Wheeeeeeeeeeee….Nice scientifically accurate charts.
Here’s one from the guy I mentioned earlier. Check out his channel MisterSharp if you want to see more.
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Posted May 5, 2010
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