Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats

Author: The Troll

On the internet people think cats are the greatest thing ever. Grown men that wouldn’t even consider owning a cat in real life talk as if they are 9 year old girls when they see a pic of a kitty watching a man masturbate through a hole in the ceiling.

Dogs on the other hand are treated like they are the chosen pet of men like Hitler and Stalin. People are more likley to look at eczema pictures than they are of a dog.

Until now. This dog has won television.