Epic Beard Man

The new Chuck Norris of the internet is now The Epic Beard Man. Born from a simple phone video cam as he breathes hellfire on his enemies on a city bus. The Epic Beard Man was taunted by a hood rat on an AC transit bus once, and now no one will ever taunt the Beard Man again.

Of course once the video hit Youtube he became a legend. It has spawned many variations from a Techno Remix giving advice, to a Mortal Kombat edition. Pull down your blinds and hide under your bed. The Epic Beard Man is not to be looked in the eyes.

Epic Beard Man Is Born (w/ Subtitles + Bonus Video)
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Epic Beard Man Mortal Kombat Edition (Flawless Victory):

Since the Epic Beard Man strikes fear into all, and you can not get him out of your mind, you will find yourself making doodles such as these.

Epic Beard Man Doodle Page

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Everyday Normal Guy

Not sure if this is funny for you, but I thought it was pretty solid. Nice to see someone rap about shit they actually are once in a while. Obviously it is meant to be sort of funny, but at the same time you can tell this guy thinks he is a serious rapper.

The best part of these videos is that he talks about the Contra 30 lives cheat code in the rap. You can’t lose when you use the Contra 30 lives cheat code in a rap IMO. Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start.

This guy is too normal to be checking out Outer Banks vacation rentals, but I am not.

Original Everyday Normal Guy:

Everyday Normal Guy v. 2:

Everyday Normal Crew:

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Crap TV Flashbacks: Titus

Usually a show that was made because the show is going to star someone it is named after is probably somewhat interesting/funny isn’t it? Especially if it is based on the “comedic stylings of…” the guy the show is about right? Wrong (2 exceptions: Seinfeld, Everybody Loves Raymond). She can rub some night cream on me anytime.

Titus was a show on Fox from around 2000 with some guy named Christopher Titus who was a comedian or something. Funnily enough, I can’t remember ever seeing this guy perform stand-up and I used to watch comedy shows religiously back then. If I did he sure as hell didn’t make an impression on me. Pretty difficult to do because I was probably blown out and would have laughed at anything.

The series first aired as a limited-run mid-season replacement in March 2000 and it received rave reviews. It ran for 54 episodes over three seasons until it was canceled in 2002. (Wiki-Someone is making that up. This show sucked.)

You know who was on this show though? If you watch L O S T you know exactly who Cynthia Watros is. She played (she still does probably in a post death appearance this season) Libby. She also appeared on the Drew Carey Show a bit as well.

Titus Theme:

It is pretty obvious this show sucks balls from the very first image of the theme. The dude’s name is on fire! He must be a bad ass. Then engine roars instead of music. Ultimate fail.

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Crap TV Flashbacks: Electric Company

Unless you are about 50 you saw these shows as re-runs probably when you were a kid. Maybe you never saw them at all, but I remember them because they had “The Amazing Spiderman” on the show. Apparently I was a big Spiderman nerd when I was little.

The Electric Company is an educational American children’s television series that was produced by the Children’s Television Workshop (now called Sesame Workshop) for PBS in the United States. PBS broadcast 780 episodes over the course of its six seasons from October 25, 1971 to April 15, 1977. After it ceased production that year, the program continued in reruns from 1977-1985. CTW produced the show at Teletape Studios Second Stage in Manhattan. No watching this on a Samsung HDTV that’s for sure.

This show was like a competitor to Sesame Street I guess. Obviously it was never as popular, but I did watch the re-runs. It claims to be the place that kids went after they graduated from Sesame Street.

Think this show wasn’t cool? Look at the cast:

The original cast included Morgan Freeman, Rita Moreno, Bill Cosby, Judy Graubart, Lee Chamberlin, and Skip Hinnant.

Yeah…2 legends in Cosby and Freeman.

Electric Company Theme (Far out man…)

Why I watched it…The Amazing Spider Man theme:

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No Retreat No Surrender-Stand On our Own Training Montage

While it isn’t often that we will post a music video here, but this one has found its way into our hearts. The music itself is sounds like ti comes from a Rocky movie, and that alone is enough to get on board.

What makes this video so outstanding is what happens at the 0:42 mark. Description alone doesn’t do it justice. Let’s just say that hopefully these guys have good a home insurance quote because they are gonna get hurt.

On a side note…if you actually read the comments on this video at Youtube you will find that there are people that take it as a serious video, and actually give it positive comments instead of ridicule as many of us would.

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