Share Your Best Drinking Stories

Author: The Troll

As an ex-super drunk, I have my share of drunken escapades. Be it making stupid decisions with the law, women, or just plain being an idiot. I could probably write a book about it actually, but it won’t be today. I am a bit of a blowhard so I don’t actually feel like writing out a 50 page report at this time. Maybe another day, but not today. This is to share some of the best drunk stories you have participate in, or at least heard about.

NOTE: If someone posts a drinking story on the internet the odds that it is 100% true is very low. Beside the fact that the person was probably blacked out at the time it happened, it certainly should be noted that exaggerating for attention is welcomed regardless if it adds to the hilarity. Lying is not discouraged, although it damn well better be worth it, like adding something about a guy taking a dump on the kitchen tiles because he didn’t know where he was. Also, I imagine some of this is NSFW (Not Safe For Work)

If you feel the need to post one of your drunk stories in the comments then by all means have at it. Just realize that I have comments that post links in them (due to massive spam here) set for moderation so it may get completely lost as I don’t regularly look at the queued up comments.

So…post away…..

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