Nothing says futility like an animal taking a dump. If your sports team is an abortion, there is no better way to say this than by posting a video of animal defecating in a parking lot, or a bear riding a bicycle.

When you are a fan of the Detroit Lions, who were the first team to enter the record books by going 0-16 in an NFL season, and at this point have only won 2 games in their 30 attempts, you should be real familiar with seeing animals ride motorcycles, pooping in the Sea world pool, or cats flushing toilets.

If you have a terrible team you root for take note of these videos so that your online friends will know just how disgusted you are with the pitiful display of your team.

Disclaimer: Poor animals and the people that laugh at them.

Bear Riding Bicycle:

Bear Jump Roping, Dancing, and Riding Motorbike:

Ice Skating Circus Bear Mauls and Kills Trainer (NOT GRAPHIC…well IMO , Music is priceless):

Polar Bear Takes a Dump in the Water:

Cat Taking Dump in Toilet (Benny Hill Remix):

Lion Takes a Dump at the Zoo:

Ice Skating Polar Bears:

Aren’t they all just so calming?

Oh I just had to edit this after seeing this vid. I laughed so damn hard.

Monkey Racing Bears on Bicycle:

Who is better? Maurey Povich, or Jerry Springer? It is really a toss up. These dudes bring the absolute most ridiculous things to TV everyday that you just can’t take one over the other. Let’s just focus on Maury today though. Maury allows us to view his classics on Youtube so we are all blessed.

Maury just creeps up on you in the related videos. Well…I suppose if you watch things like “You are not the Father”, or “Who is my baby’s daddy?” for the hell of it. Obviously the worst of the worst appear on these shows. Every girl on here is just flat out ghetto like she is the shit. White girls from rich ass families on there talking like they grew up in the ghettos of Atlanta. Then comes the walk in tubs of lard that always have some skinny ass dude who is in love with them, but cheats on them with another heffer that is maybe 50 pounds lighter, but still over 200.

This is the epitome of white girl trying to be black:

Maury CARES though…LOL

Just follow those vids around from the recs that pop up. Maury is the greatest.

Remember when wrestling was actually awesome? Probably not if you are under 20. Before the epic failure began when the last generation of awesoeme from guys like The Undertaker faded away, there were the true Legends of Wrestling. The guys of the WWF that put mainstream wrestling on the map. Hulk Hogan teamed up with, or beat on guys like: Rowdy Roddy Piper, Andre the Giant, Big John Sutdd, Junk Yard Dog (JYD), Tito Santana, Hillbilly Jim, and the international connection of the Iron Shiek and Nikolai Volkoff.

When wrestling was all about comedy. Razorblades in the speedo for blood, throwing guys out of the ring onto office furniture, and before they just started to have people from the crowd wrassle.

The WWF wrestlers were so popular back then that they even had their own Saturday morning cartoon, led by the immortal Hulkster. Hulk Hogan’s Rock N’ Wrestling was amazing. Roddy Piper had the best running gag on the show IMO, by calling Tito Santana: Tito the Mosquito.

Hulk Hogan’s Rock N’ Wrestling Theme: