Wikipedia Claims Count Chocula is the Strongest Vampire

Author: The Troll

I noticed today that Wikipedia, the website here all information is 100% correct, 100% of the time, has listed Count Chocula in their vampire chart. From how it looks to me, he is the strongest, and greatest vampire.

he has no known weaknesses.

he has every vampire power.

he also has the power to levitate marshmallows.

So if you were to compare him to every vampire out there, he clearly looks as if he is the greatest. Of course he even makes super sweet cereal as well.

YOU CAN’T KILL HIM. HIS WEAKNESSES ARE ZERO.

Not even getting jobs philadelphia would be enough to destroy his soul.

Look at these crap cereal toys: