Internet. Serious Business.

Nothing says futility like an animal taking a dump. If your sports team is an abortion, there is no better way to say this than by posting a video of animal defecating in a parking lot, or a bear riding a bicycle.

When you are a fan of the Detroit Lions, who were the first team to enter the record books by going 0-16 in an NFL season, and at this point have only won 2 games in their 30 attempts, you should be real familiar with seeing animals ride motorcycles, pooping in the Sea world pool, or cats flushing toilets.

If you have a terrible team you root for take note of these videos so that your online friends will know just how disgusted you are with the pitiful display of your team.

Disclaimer: Poor animals and the people that laugh at them.

Bear Riding Bicycle:

Bear Jump Roping, Dancing, and Riding Motorbike:

Ice Skating Circus Bear Mauls and Kills Trainer (NOT GRAPHIC…well IMO , Music is priceless):

Polar Bear Takes a Dump in the Water:

Cat Taking Dump in Toilet (Benny Hill Remix):

Lion Takes a Dump at the Zoo:

Ice Skating Polar Bears:

Aren’t they all just so calming?

Oh I just had to edit this after seeing this vid. I laughed so damn hard.

Monkey Racing Bears on Bicycle: