Well…I gave my R.I.P. post for the legendary singer yesterday, but I can’t ignore the Michael Jackson joke side of this either. While I consider him to be an amazing musician, and an exemplary humanitarian, I usually like to grieve with laughter.
Now don’t get me wrong. I STILL to this day DO NOT believe he molested any kids. Inappropriate situations? Certainly, but I highly doubt he molested those kids. The evidence doesn’t show he did IMO, and I’m going to stick to it. So…I WILL NOT be posting any jokes that refer to him as a child molester since I don’t believe it to be true, and therefore, not lulzworthy.
So…if I don’t believe he did that what is there to actually joke about? Come on now. MJ was an odd fellow. Extravagant to the EXTREME. Are there jokes in there? Oh yeah there are.
Michael Jackson may be the strangest and saddest story in entertainment ever told. This guy had a hellish childhood off the stage like many other child stars. Abuse, and lack of childhood turned him into a very odd person as an adult.
Jackson is fascinating as a psychological study on the same level as what a serial killer would be IMO. Did I just call him a serial killer? Get your head out of your ass. No I DID NOT. Many of the things he did make his mind as intriguing as trying to figure out why serial killers did what they did.
This guy went from being black to being so white he was practically transparent. What brings a man to do this? Not happy with himself obviously, but really how do you get to this point? Not only the “whitening”, but he turned into an unrecognizable human in the last decade. HE turned himself into a ghoul. What kind of disorder could possibly do this to a man? You would think that he’d need a Morristown personal injury lawyer after all these surgeries. No one could possibly do this to themselves.
I saw an interesting interview a couple days ago that suggested he saw his father in his face so much that he did all of this to get rid of the resemblance. Now that is a great theory, however it is just a theory. We really don’t understand this man as a person in any way. I like to think that he had a HUGE heart. Loved so much that he couldn’t help it, but couldn’t ever love himself.
OK…so I said I was going to post some jokes, but as I was writing this I didn’t really want to anymore. This story just makes me too sad to make fun of it.
Since I do like to laugh, and you are going to just come on here and call him a pedophile, and probably rehash some jokes in the comments that I have heard 121244132123 times…I may as well just give you a link to MJ jokes to tide you over. Like I said I don’t think he molested kids so I don’t find those jokes funny in any way. If you post them it will not get a laugh out of me.
Someone tried to cash in on his death immediately and bought this domain:
Site is gone already. Amazing. Either that or the coder is trying to fix it. It wasn’t working properly when I went there the first time so maybe it will be back eventually. It had plenty to keep your hateful, angry heart full of fire for the time being.
Oh well…you know how to use Google.
UPDATE: That site was fixed. The creep running it was just fixing the format because he blew it the first time it appears. Enjoy.