Revisiting the Leprechaun

Been a while since I have watched my favorite video of all time so I figured I’d revisit it again. Namely because a friend of mine went out, got drunk, and came back with this tattoo…LOL

leprechaun

What an idiot.

Anyways if you don’t remember the video here it is. This is actually about a minute longer. An uncut satellite feed. Weird actually since it shows the Unibomber as the “amateur sketch”…LOL

He got the tattoo of the amateur sketch…LOL

There have been many remakes, remixes, and spoofs of this video ever since it was aired and put on Youtube back in 2006. It has been 3 years already!

It spawned the site Where Da Gold At? that actually sells t-shirts and other crap. Pretty much anything Leprechaun related except maybe cheap term life insurance for leprechauns.

Here was the follow up to the Leprechaun shown about a year later:

Here is a remix of I Want Da Gold:

LOL @ this spoof from college kids. So bad…LMAO

Pranking the Garbage Man

So this guy is trying to prank his garbage man. Apprently, at least according to the College Humor description the guy slept in the garbage can overnight to pull this prank off. It looks like he screwed it up pretty bad the first time. At least the camera angle wasn’t good enough to see it, or he was too busy trying to find his Liporexall to do it right.

Eventually he gets the right angle, but his prank doesn’t exactly work the way he wants it to…

Motherlover Video From Saturday Night Live

Forgot to post this last week. HAd it in my bookmarks, but just saw it today. Laughed pretty hard at this Mother’s Day tribute that was on SNL last week.

It’s a “dirty” Mother Lover song about 2 guys that forgot to give their mothers a Mother’s Day gift because they were out partyiing all night at a Sahara hotel or something.

The song is performed by Justin Timberlake and Andy Samburg with special appearances by Susan Sarandon and Patricia Clark as “The Moms”.

Mother Lover SNL (uncensored)

It will get deleted eventually, but you can at least listen to it here for now.

These guys teamed up earlier with the song “Dick in a Box” as well.

Girl Shows Crotch Shot in Yearbook

Hey mom! We got our yearbooks today!

Why honey, you look…OH MY GOD!!!!

Girl shows twat in yearbook

Girl shows crotch in yearbook

Yes…that is a real pic, and no her hoo ha doesn’t look like a fuzzy blob. Well at least I don’t think it does. Anyways, I am not going to post the unedited image of it anyways because well…I’m just not OK? She’s 16 and I have enough problems ;) .

A 16-year-old girl in Florida has stopped going to school out of embarrassment after a yearbook picture was published with her giving a free look to all the boys.

The junior at Sickles High School says she found out about the picture Monday after seniors received their yearbooks.

The picture shows the girl sitting in the front row, wearing a green dress. She admits she didn’t wear any underwear on the day of the photo. She says she didn’t want any panty lines. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

The girl says that she is humiliated, and will not being going back to school ever again and probably take a permanent cruise from America since she will never live it down. Poor girl. Riiiight. No panties in high school? Get real. She knew…lol

You know what that means right? She will be a stripper in a couple years.

Oh BTW…this pic was for the Pottery Club. Jokes too many…

Crap TV Flashbacks: “V” the Mini Series

Earlier today I saw that the old 80′s mini-series “V”, which stands for “Visiter”, or some shit, was likely going to be remade on ABC soon. I hadn’t heard of, or thought about this show in years. I was about 2 when it came out, but I do remember it for some reason. Probably saw it in some bin at wholesale auctions and watched it high or something. Something about lizard people taking the form of humans and taking over the world. UFOs flying around and all that.

Look at the amazing technology from the 80′s!

“V” was a 2-part mini-series that aired in 1983 on ABC. “V” did stand for “The Visiters” according to whatever sci-fi geek I saw talking about it on some website.

Here’s the Wiki Plot Summary real quick:

“A race of aliens arrive on Earth in a fleet of 50 huge, saucer-shaped motherships, which hover over major key cities across the world. They reveal themselves on the roof of the United Nations building in New York City, appearing human but requiring special glasses to protect their eyes and having a distinctive resonance to their voices. Simply referred to as the Visitors, they reach out in friendship, ostensibly seeking the help of humans to obtain chemicals and minerals needed to aid their ailing world. In return, the Visitors promise to share their advanced technology with humanity. The governments of Earth accept the arrangement, and the Visitors, commanded by their leader John and his deputy Diana, begin to gain considerable influence with human authorities.” (Click the link if you really want more. )

So…eventually these visitors start to show signs they aren’t human and the people get all up in arms over it and some douchey bad ass and his hot girlfriend, or maybe just some hot girl (for the time) decide to do something about it. The guy is some reporter and finds out that the aliens are reptiles or something and pees in his pants.

Eventually all is well and everything is happy and everyone is cool with the aliens and they have a big alien lizard orgy. At least that is how I remember it.

You can watch the entire thing if you want on Youtube, or Google Video. Is it short? No no no. It’s long? Yeah yeah yeah. It’s not good? No no no. It’s bad? Yeah yeah yeah.

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