Conspiracy Fad: Obama and the NWO-The Obama Deception

While President Obama has basically given everyone that voted for him the middle finger so far by doing little to nothing he promised, or exactly the opposite of it in fact, the conspiracy goons have fortunately started on him already.

Ladies and gentlemen, the great Alex Jones. The crackpot that made videos about “Lizard People”, or whatever retarded shit he was seeing on drugs one day. He has been one of the leading conspiracy nuts out there the last decade, and he never blows a chance to fit the New World Order (NWO) and his ideas to the president. I’m sure you have seen some of his classics that get all the 9/11 truthers jizzing in their pants and disgracing the memories of all the people that died that day, their families, and the people that came to help all us normal people respect.

It didn’t even take him more than a month to get out a video on Obama and his ties to the NWO. The Obama Deception.

Since Youtube decided one day that they were going to be a-holes and stop people from uploading videos longer than 10 minutes, you have to go elsewhere to watch this tripe. Actually this is probably better. Less people will see his movies, but good old Google Video still shows it so you can watch this garbage and mock it, or let others mock you and kick you with their MBT shoes when you agree with the video.

So…I guess I’ll give you a laugh, or send you closer to the loony bin.

Watch The Obama Deception:

Crap TV Flashbacks: Beverly Hills 90210

Beverly Hills 90210 aired from October 4, 1990 to May 17, 2000 on FOX. Ingeniously as it worked out the show gained extreme popularity during the summer of 1991, when FOX aired a special “summer season” of the show while most other series were in reruns. The next seasont he show was Fox’s #1 program and the series went on to air until 2000 before it ended.

Since they actually tried to put out a new version of the show I figured I would bring this one up since the show was so popular, but so damn stupid at the same time.

Of course it had the prime ingredient to lure in both teenage boys and girls. The hot actors that required life insurance quotes prior to viewing since kids were prone to have heart attacks after seeing their beloved teen idols on television. Did I mention that all of them look like they are in their late 20s? Watch the intro below to see what I mean.

The original premise of the show was based on the adjustment and culture shock that twins Brandon (Jason Priestley) and Brenda Walsh (Shannen Doherty) experienced when they and their parents, Jim and Cindy moved from Minneapolis, Minnesota to Beverly Hills.

Besides Jason Priestly and Shannen Doherty, the other character to become a superstar was Luke Perry who played Dylan McKay. He was basically the bad ass who was just a big pussy if he went to a real high school. Jennie Garth did OK, but the real reason everyone mocked the show was because of the great Tori Spelling.

The show was produced by Tori Spelling’s father, Aaron Spelling, so immediately people knew how she got the role. Tori has since been in and out of the limelight in various moronic roles on made for TV movies as well as the reality TV bandwagon. She basically cannot act.

The rest of the crew that rounded out the rich kid gang were Aundrea (Gabrielle Carteris) who was the nerd, David (Brian Austin Green) the younger one who is apparently a pimp daddy, Steve (Ian Ziering) who is just the 5th wheel all the time who never gets any love, and the random spatter of other characters like the owner of the infamous Peach Pit, Nat Bussichio (Joe E. Tata).

Didn’t you find it odd that a bunch of spoiled rich brats hung out with a dirty grease pit owner? I mean these kids have higher allowances than most of your parents make a week yet they hang out at a friggin’ DINER. Get the F outta here.

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Conspiracy Fad: 2012

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Yup…it is getting closer. The end of the world. 2012 is coming and everyone is predicting it will be our demise.

This is one of the dumbest conspiracies out there, and has been for ages. Unfortunately it is picking up more and more on message boards these last couple years due to it only be a few years away.

What is “2012″? First of all, it is bullshit. If you are dumb enough to believe it then by all means keep doing so and do it publicly so that I can scratch you off my “people to talk to list”.

Now what is it actually from the standpoint of believers? In the basic sense it has something to do with the Myan Calender. IT is believed by people that know little to nothing about it that on December 21st, 2012 A.D.at exactly 12:11 ET the world will end. Why? Because the Myan Calender ends of course…DUH

OF course this really isn’t true in any sense. While I find this topic fascinating and really really think that all these things will happen I am not about to write all the rubbish associated with it here. Instead you can go off and read about it from either the believers, or the people that think those people are quacks.

Here are some of the “believer” sites out there:

Oh for fucks sake…Are you kidding me here? There is actually a movie out called 2012? A big budget movie? Actually looks kind of good…lol Here is the trailer.

This person either wants to scam you by playing on your beliefs (Like Alex Jones), or they truly believe it. Either way it is a good site for this crap.

This is just a list of the prophecies associated with it from the Wiki community.

A lot of information here. Odds are they are full of crap too and are just doing this to make money ;) . Kind of like the majority of conspiracy whackos are, but you idiots still think it is true. If you believe Loose Change you will believe anything so I am assuming you believe in 2012.

Somewhat Sane People:

Here is someone that talks about the calender in the real sense and not the crackpot sense.

This site is actually really good. It has articles about almost all aspects of the 2012 crackpot theories and disputes them one by one with something really crazy…..SCIENCE….ooooh scary. They also throw in a little humor here and there and make you feel like an idiot if you actually believe in the 2012 voodoo. Well done, sir.

Now you have your truth. Well…one side does and the other is “crazy”. Each side is different depending on which group “sold” you enough on it being real, or BS. Kind of like religion >:). I think I’ll worrry more about immediate help like losing some weight with Anoretix diet pills. If you want to live in fear then have at it ;) . I for one have a Vault Tec Vault, a Pip Boy 3000, and no fear of killing Super Mutants so I’m all set.

Thank You For Smoking Quotes

Been a while since I watched this movie, but at a good old fashioned night at the bar (GO MICHIGAN STATE! WOOT!) one of my friends told me that I said to some girl “You know that guy that can get any girl? I’m him. On Crack.”

So…obviously that immediately make me realize where i picked that up from and figured I’d look at some of the quotes from Thank You For Smoking today for a few laughs. First I went to Youtube to see if there were any solid lists, but was unable to find what I was looking for. I did, however realize that several people have posted the entire movie there for our viewing pleasure if you have never seen it. I highly recommend it. One of the best movies I have ever seen.

Brief synopsis of Thank You For Smoking:

It is a story about a guy named Nick Naylor who is a spokesman for Big Tobacco. He is a top notch bullshitter, and can out debate practically anyone. You travel with him as he goes around the country staying at hotels talking in front of Congress in Washington D.C., convincing the Marlboro Man to take a bribe, etc. Hilarity ensues throughout.

Here is Part 1 of the movie on Youtube. It should show the next parts here, but just go to this link and watch one of these playlists if it does not.

And now for some quotes…I’ll just list a few of my favorites, but a comprehensive list of Nick Naylor Quotes can be found on IMDb here.

Nick Naylor: Right there, looking into Joey’s eyes, it all came back in a rush. Why I do what I do. Defending the defenseless, protecting the disenfranchised corporations that have been abandoned by their very own consumers: the logger, the sweatshop foreman, the oil driller, the land mine developer, the baby seal poacher…
Polly Bailey: Baby seal poacher?
Bobby Jay Bliss: Even *I* think that’s kind of cruel.
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Nick Naylor: My job requires a certain… moral flexibility.
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Nick Naylor: That’s the beauty of argument, if you argue correctly, you’re never wrong.
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BR: Oh, I heard the Heather Holloway article is coming out tomorrow.
Nick Naylor: Really?
BR: Yeah, anything I should be worried about?
Nick Naylor: Yeah, the Cancer Association. Apparently they have it in for us.
BR: Fuckers.
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Time to Block Youtube Ads

I have seen this plugin to block Youtube ads for quite some time, but never really thought much about it until someone asked me the other day if there was a Firefox add one that would allow you to block Youtube ads. In fact I didn’t realize this extension even did that until I searched for one. You know those stupid annotations that pop up in videos all the time that link to other crap? Hell…uploaders even put these in at times because they think it adds to the video. It rarely does, and just like everything else online if you give some douchebag the ability to clutter something up they will go overboard with it. Blocking these Youtube ads is just as important IMO. People aren’t clever.

The Firefox Extension TubeStop was created originally just to stop auto-play of Youtube videos. A side benefit was that it also blocked the new Youtube ads.

How does it work? Well… TubeStop replaces YouTube’s native player on the site with the embeddable version, which has not been ad-ified yet. So when you open the video it isn’t running yet, and therefore can’t pre-load the ads. So unless you want to get links to HGH releasers while watching a video of Ahnold drinking Jack Daniel’s, you probably have a need for this Firefox add-on to block Youtube ads.

There are other side effects you will have to consider as well and decide if this is for you. Since the TubeStop add-on stops the video from auto-starting it also stops your ability to view uninterrupted play lists. This is a newer feature of Youtube that allows you to watch several videos in a row with out having to click on anything. Like when you want to watch some BS conspiracy program from Alex Jones and it is uploaded into 122 parts. It will just run straight through rather than having to find the next one every time one part ends. With the TubeStop extension you will not be able to do this. At least not yet.

Also, it doesn’t pre-load videos. So if you have a shit internet connection you probably will just want to avoid TubeStop entirely and forget about blocking the Youtube ads.

This is obviously all I have seen. If ANYONE knows a better option please let us know.

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