Since the internet came along it is almost impossible not to find someone else to do your homework, and gladly at that. Surely you realize that people are so obsessed with showing you how high their IQ is that they will do ALL of your homework for you on a forum. I mean ALL of it. Most of them don’t even care if you actually learn the material you are supposed to learn. They just want their “Smartest Guy on the Internet” membership card. They want to show you how big their pen0r…errr brain is in front of anonymous people so they can go on living.

Just like everyone online only dates supermodels, the nerds are also right at home. They can lie to you all day about their sexual conquests, but they have one other thing going for them to give them material to act like condescending a-holes online. They are actually smarter than you, and at the same time they know that you can’t see how god awful ugly they really are in real life. It’s really the perfect combination considering that people actually give them attention online for being smart instead of scorning them for being mutants.

MAth is the absolute easiest to scam online though. There are hundreds of “How To Do Quantum nuclear super calaphragalistic expeialidocious exponential equations” sites that actually have an input section so you can get the answers IN LONG FORM no less for your homework and get perfect credit.

So…why do your homework? Why write a paper? Why do any research at all? Someone else will write your report for you. They will do it and do it willingly. For free.

Editor’s Note: Cheating your way through life is pitiful, and silly, but when you spent all night playing video games, getting drunk, or having sex with your girlfriend, who cares about that right?

Infomercials provide a lot. Sometimes products that you would actually buy, but mostly some laughs at 3 AM when you get hoe from the bar, alone, and piss drunk. Even better are the 2 minute commercials that are like infomercials because they found some silly product nobody wants, but found some guy to act like it is really great and then give you a great deal o it. The good old impulse buyy items you will never use, but if you are stupid, probably think you want it after seeing the commercial. Usually…you will see these commercials and be like “WTF? Who would buy that crap?”

Unlike something you could use like some normal Votive candle holders, a windshield wiper, or a paper towel substitute, these things are utterly idiotic.

The WORST thing I have ever seen:

What the bloody hell is this? The TIDDY BEAR!? Bahahaha…Even better look at the dumb ass guy that said he got one because his wife liked it…haha

This one is on a lot now, but I still can’t figure out who is stupid enough to think these are great.

Come on. If you told me I could look like Obi Won Kanobi and this was a Halloween costume I could get on board with a Snuggies, but not for this purpose. Look at the little kid at the sporting event. Tell me she can do anything with that on. You can’t even see her hands! LMAO…it’s like 2 feet too long and the show it in the commercial…ouch

Of course there are always these. The broke ass celebrity hawking something that should probably be illegal. Pause the video at the end when they show the small print and look at the first line.

How about the Hawaii Chair? What a work out!

And L.M.A.O. @ this commercial. Seriously…it is hilarious.

There was nothing better than the great Billy Mays in the infomercial world, but now there is a new rising star in the infomercial business. This guy is only known to me as the “ShawWow guy”. I have no desire to find his real name at all. He creeps me the hell out, and he should creep you out too. Not even some fancy Progress lighting can make this guy look like he is normal. I can’t even describe how he looks. Skeletor maybe?

Anyways, he has a new one out and it has the infomercial quote of the year. Roll up to about 35 seconds, 37 seconds to be exact and listen to how proud this guy is of his nuts.