Funny Tetris Song

Nobody hates Tetris. If you do you are a moron. Some people think it is the best game ever made. They need to buy engagement rings, or take a visit to www.babynames.com because that is just silly.

Anyways, this video is some guy that talks, or actually sings about the greatness of Tetris. In the tune of one of the amazing Tetris game songs that plays over and over and over and over again while you play. The music you will never forget as long as you live because if you don’t really suck bad at Tetris you have heard this song play for hours on end. You can play Tetris Online as well now that I think o fit :) .

Somewhat “Dirty” Christmas Jokes

Yeah it is the day after Christmas, but you don’t really hear Christmas jokes until Christmas day now do you? The best thing about Christmas jokes is that most of them start out all cute and happy, and then end up being rude and mean. They are also usually one of the “Story” books type jokes rather than the traditional one liner.

I always loved this joke. It is wrong in so many ways. Especially if you are a churchie.

One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for is annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.

When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great Christmas tree.

The angel said, very cheerfully, “Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?”

Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Here are a couple more, but since they are long I’m just going to stop here and link you to a few good spots that have a dozen or so jokes.

A Top 10 about Dirty Christmas Things that ARen’t Dirty:

Top 10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren’t
10. Did you get any under the tree?
9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
8. Check out Rudolph’s Honker!
7. Santa’s sack is really bulging.
6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
4. I love licking the end till it’s really sharp and pointy.
3. From here you can’t tell if they’re artificial or real.
2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.

Christmas Card problem solved!

Last Christmas, grandpa was feeling his age, and found that
shopping for Christmas gifts had become too difficult. So he
decided to send checks to everyone instead.

In each card he wrote, “Buy your own present!” and mailed them
early.

He enjoyed the usual flurry of family festivities, and it was
only after the holiday that he noticed that he had receiving very
few cards in return. Puzzled over this, he went into his study,
intending to write a couple of his relatives and ask what had
happened. It was then, as he cleared off his cluttered desk that
he got his answer. Under a stack of papers, he was horrified to
find the gift checks which he had forgotten to enclose with the
cards.

Here’s a good Christmas Joke Lists here.

Merry Christmas most people.
Happy Holidays Atheists who have a bug up their ass, and Happy Hanukkah to the Jews. All other celebrations I do not know about so Happy whatever to you :) .

Crap TV Flashbacks: Different Strokes

This may be the show that epitomizes dysfunctional child actors. Dana Plato and Todd Bridges ended up being the poster children for that celeb scandal crap you see everywhere now by being the ones that catapulted troubled child actors into mainstream TV junk food we see so regularly today.

Different Strokes aired on the NBC television network from November 3, 1978 to May 4, 1985, and on ABC from September 27, 1985 to March 7, 1986. Weird swapping networks like that eh? Can’t really think of seeing that happen too often. Can’t really think of a better weight loss pill than Leptovox either.

The show starred Gary Coleman of course, as Arnold “What you talkin’ ’bout Willis” Jackson, and Todd Bridges as his brother Willis. It is two black kids that get adopted by some rich white pervert who has a daughter named Kimberly played by Dana Plato. Three kids that went on to be trainwrecks. They even had Edna Garret the maid who ended up starring on another craptacular series Facts of Life.

This show was brutal. If you watch it now it is even worse. This was when PC was still in its infancy and white people really still tried to be “down with the blacks”. They failed miserably. Old white guy trying to be “cool” with young black kids? Ultimate FAIL.


Different Strokes Intro

Crap TV Flashbacks: The Wonder Years

A show with a theme song that is a remake of a Beatles song by Joe Cocker can’t be bad can it? Only if you like things that suck it can’t.

The Wonder Years ran for six seasons on ABC, from 1988 through 1993. It starred the forgettable Fred Savage, who literally has done nothing of note since he was on this show.

This kind of show is what you call one of those that doesn’t really have anything interesting going on, but does a lot of things that aesthetically make you somehow like it if you grew up in this era. It’s kind of a really terrible version of A Christmas Story going on over and over again every week. They take Vietnam, some Beatles tunes, and other current events of the time to cover up the fact that everyone on the show is a terrible actor, and that the story is retarded. Just read the plot of this show. Horrid. Thankfully it only lasted around 4-5 seasons, and if you were betting on its failure in at a hotels las vegas you probably lost your ass because the only bet you could have made was “canceled after the pilot” :P ..

Playstation 3 Home Open Beta is Out

So…people that actually have a PS3, can go online and become as annoying as they are on lol myspace. Of course there is a bit more to Home than there is to Myspace. It’s a 3D world that works in much the same way as an MMORPG where you can roll up to people and insult them like you do. Ask them to play games, check out movies, and go to bowling allies.

People will complain about it, but it is really a solid idea. It brings thoughts of The Sims to you for the most part. You can have your avatar online and hang out with other users like you can in any other online world, but in 3D. There are different areas to hang out in such as the shanty-towns found in Ubisoft’s Far Cry 2. The possibilities are really quite endless. Probably see people working out on treadmills, chilling out at a movie theater, or hanging out at the bowling alley. Really there isn’t much to complain about other than the obvious kinks it will have during this Beta stage.

It is also completely FREE. Just like any other social network. Of course you need to own a PS3, but if you are an XBox fanboy it will give you something else to whine about on the internet. Will I use it? Doubtful, but I might. I can definitely see a lot of people using tit though. It isn’t like a lot people don’t spend most of the day online right now anyways.

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