Twilight Smells Like the Suckiest Suck that Ever Sucked

If you are a 12-year old girl and you are embarrassing yourself for when you realize that Twilight sucks you can just head over to the Hannah Montana website and hang with other crazed losers. If you are someone who can see things as they are then by all means tell me how much this phenomena sucks ass.

Did any of you see the interviews of the crowd at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade? This has nothing to do with Twilight, but they interviewed these 2 likely pre-teen girls and they were CRYING because they got to see Miley Cyrus live. CRYING. These are the kind of fans that just make you lose faith in humanity. Twilight fans are very similar. They will trample other kids just to get to see these dudes that are in it. Any guys that do this will never get laid in their lives. At least from a normal woman. Maybe a corpse. They should be more worried about figuring out if does Hydroxycut work to try and get a real woman later in life when they get past puberty.

Yes…if you like Twilight you have serious brain damage. Do not have children. Please save us another generation of your absurd views on life.


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  • 3 Comments so far

    1. veronica on December 12th, 2008

      you are all lozers twilight rocks do you guys
      even have a life because all u r doing is judging others have u looked at yourself…..although miley cyrus suckes!!!!!!

    2. Joe on December 27th, 2008

      Wow, Veronica…what a stupid cunt.

    3. Twilight lover on February 12th, 2009

      i hate u you are a bastard

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