I’m Here For the Gangbang. (True Story)

Author: The Troll

*points with both fingers and twists upper body*

So…after telling some girl that I had contacted some movers New York because I was contemplating moving there, I was invited to a gangbang by some girl that works at my friendly neighborhood Wesco. I’ll be frank…she is not attractive. OF course just being invited to a gangbang is incredibly tempting. How often does this happen to the average guy? Ugly fat chick, or otherwise? Sounded like a pleasant evening.

Got all my supplies together: various “toys”, gimp outfit, my nephew’s Johnny Jump up, and prepared for a night that I knew I would never forget.

Arriving on the scene the customary greeting at the door was to inform them that I was indeed “here for the gangbang”. I said this as the door opened and certainly not even looking to see who answered it. To my surprise it was my grandfather. Slight setback I must say, but he calmed me easily by sharing that he was just going to be running the camera and that his days of gymnastics were well past him. I decided I would stay. What the hell? I’m down for whatever.

So…when I walked into the house the ugly fat girl also had a camera, but to my surprise there were 5 supermodels there waiting for me to arrive. I had sex with the supermodels. The End.

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