Been a while since I was roaming around on YTMND.com so i figured that I would take a look at what was popular this week. It appears that the most watched and highest rated this week is Jurassic Park: The Abridged Version.

Now I would be surprised if you didn’t at least crack a smile, although this isn’t really epic by my standards. What are my standards of Epicnessessessess? There are no standards. When something is Epic you just know it. Defining Epic is just not possible. Well I guess it is if you are one of those tools that thinks the Dictionary is real. You are the same ones that should be applying acne treatment to your faces hourly because you look like a pizza face.

I’m not sure there are many people that can truly say they hated Saved By the Bell. The show was completely terrible of course, but it had something that made people want to watch it. Kelly Kapowski, and of course Jessica Spano being the hot dork who read books all day to be the #1 student (Striptease flashbacks from hell).

Now the College Years on the other hand may not have been as bad as whatever they hell they called the one with the “second class”, but certainly it was one of the worst spin offs out there. You can only stay so cheesy for so long. Cheesy works with high school and Jr. High kids, but when they carry it over to college they just can’t cut it anymore.

The theme is worse than any of the others. That fat bastard Golic is really what makes the show go downhill.

Saved By the Bell The College Years Intro/Theme

Today we pay homage to one of the best games ever. Roller Coaster Tycoon! When windows computers first came out the best games were always the Sim games. NOT The Sims, but the Sim games like Sim City, Roller Coaster Tycoon, etc. Certainly The Sims were great games, but I always liked the Tycoon and City games.

Who can forget jacking up the price of umbrellas to $10 each at the Information Kiosk when the weather in the corner started to get cloudy? Rape the guests of their money when it rained because they were too scared to get wet. How else would you make money in a thunderstorm? Guests were too scared to go on the rides! Too bad you couldn’t set them up for an auto insurance quote, or some sort of accident protection insurance for the park to make extra cash at the time.

Why do people have their Handymen mow the grass in that game? Nobody cares. Damn vandals don’t think too much of your park benches. Dirtiest Park in the Country Award for those too cheap to hire good help. Damn handymen would never keep their paths clean even when you had them on set tiles. That big pile of puke could sit there for hours and he would just keep walking ALMOST to it and then turn around and go back the other way.

Guest Torture was a must:

Man…what a great game. Pretty easy to find right now too for immediate play if you know what I mean .

Been a while since I talked about Rickrolls (if you are lucky you will see an ad for Rick Astley Ringtones on that post. I laughed so hard when I saw the banner ad…lmao). You just can’t go too long with out discussing the greatness of the Rickroll. Rickrolls aren’t even special anymore really. Your parents can probably tell you what one is at this point I would guess. Does that make them any less funny? I don’t think so. I’m hoping one comes out of the World Series of Poker this year at one of the vegas hotels. Come on give me something on the river…NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER LET YOU DOWN!….ELIMINATED!

Want to open it? Want Harry to open it?

Yeah!

Harry Potter Rickroll

Every once in a while on a forum there are a few people that get into a goofy mood. If you are fortunate enough to find several of them in that mood at the same time, or you are in that mood when they are (probably stoned where just a term like vegan shoes will make you laugh), you may find yourself busting a guy laughing at the lame jokes everyone throws out. These lame joke threads are actually quite creative in a sense. Sure, many of the lame jokes posted will be rehashes from the less creative folks, but many times the jokes are just created out of thin air and are a first.

The post title always starts as the first half of the lame joke. Someone will create a post title such as:

“Why did the girl fall off the swing?”

Then the answer is in the original post as:

“Because she had no arms.”

That is all you need to start it off if others are also in the same mood. After the first one lame jokes just flow from others. These lame jokes can be just plain stupid, or even quite offensive.

Let’s take a look at some examples of lame jokes that seem really funny if you happen to be in Goofball Mode Level 11.

Why did my uncle come over?
To molest us.

Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night… One was assaulted.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.

Why don’t anteaters get sick?
Because they’re full of anty-bodies.

My dad was a pistol, that makes me a son of a gun…

A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, “Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill.”

As you can see they don’t require a question all the time. Good old Rodney Dangerfield one-liners are always great lame jokes.

Add your own in the comments if it feels right. You will be here forever, or if I ever decide to shut down this site .