The Lame Jokes Thread
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Every once in a while on a forum there are a few people that get into a goofy mood. If you are fortunate enough to find several of them in that mood at the same time, or you are in that mood when they are (probably stoned where just a term like vegan shoes will make you laugh), you may find yourself busting a guy laughing at the lame jokes everyone throws out. These lame joke threads are actually quite creative in a sense. Sure, many of the lame jokes posted will be rehashes from the less creative folks, but many times the jokes are just created out of thin air and are a first.
The post title always starts as the first half of the lame joke. Someone will create a post title such as:
“Why did the girl fall off the swing?”
Then the answer is in the original post as:
“Because she had no arms.”
That is all you need to start it off if others are also in the same mood. After the first one lame jokes just flow from others. These lame jokes can be just plain stupid, or even quite offensive.
Let’s take a look at some examples of lame jokes that seem really funny if you happen to be in Goofball Mode Level 11.
Why did my uncle come over?
To molest us.
Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night… One was assaulted.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
Why don’t anteaters get sick?
Because they’re full of anty-bodies.
My dad was a pistol, that makes me a son of a gun…
A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, “Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill.”
As you can see they don’t require a question all the time. Good old Rodney Dangerfield one-liners are always great lame jokes.
Add your own in the comments if it feels right. You will be here forever, or if I ever decide to shut down this site 
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