Growing up, one of the greatest books out there were the “Choose Your OWn Adventure” sort. After each page you read, the book gives you 2-5 options as to where you want the story to go next. With these options, one book becomes like 5. You can play the story out in several different ways and end up with completely different adventures.
MAny times you will see these pop up on message boards. Of course these topics are much better than any of these books ever were. Simply because these threads are not made for children and you can see tons of crazy ideas that make a hysterical story.
Although people tend to spend way too much tim bringing zombies, and Armageddon, every once in a while there is one worth reading. Things that will follow the adventures of Chris Hansen of “to Catch a Predator”, or one I saw recently called: “You are a Fat Man CYOA” following a man and his plus size clothing around.
If you have very little imagination, DO NOT make these topics. Only pick the options to lead the story. Nobody wants to read about your trip to band camp if all you do is tell ghost stories around the fire. Of course if you put a flute in your…*cough*…you know…well that may make for an interesting tale.
Hmmm…let me think. Here are some topics I would like to see:
You are Obama as a Pimp
You are Ronald McDonald, Super Hero
You are George Carlin, In Hell
You are Rick Astley
You are Captain Obvious
You are Donald Trump, Best Man at Rosie O’Donnel’s Wedding