Stupid Ass Scenesters and Scene Girls
A scenester is a douchebag that tries so hard to fit every stereotype of whatever scene they are trying to fit into that they are hated by everyone. Usually they try to be all emo, punk, indie, etc. People that down weight loss pills like it is the end of the world, or just don’t eat because they are too busy cutting themselves. Instead of actually calling people what they are you just lump all their doucheness into one category and call them scenesters.
There is no way I can describe this any better than just to link you to this scenester site so that you can look at what these fools look like with visuals. This is Old’d and from like 1974, but it needs to be preserved so it is going to be here right now.
As for Scene Girls, well…they are just as lame. People on lol Myspace try to be like this with their Myspace faces, and a lot of the tools that go to your school try to do this to fit in.
Some copypasta:
A scene girl is whiney and has choppy layers in her hair, It can be long, or shorter. It must be either black with blonde, or random colours with blonde. They wear uber skinny ass tight jeans, with ballet flats or converese. Tight randomly sloganed T’s, or laces tank tops in random colours. They like pearls and little girl clips in their hair. They say things like ” sex, cunt, whore, rad, uber, !!1, Sup Nig, kthxbai, kdie, I hate you, guns go bang” ect… They are OBSESSED with pirates, ninjas and robots. Don’t ask why, that’s just the way it is in the scene… They think they’re the best…and well..they are…and that’s why people dislike them so much. Forget the whales, save a scene girl….
An example of a Scene Girl conversation.
xcuntxcorex: Ommmgahhhh!!11 YOU’re TEH Sexx…
XXrobotxwhoreXX: nahhh nigg…you’re TEH SEXXX…last night was uber rad..uber sex…
xcuntxcorex: are yooh going to teh sex show 2nite?
XXrobotxwhoreXX: yooh bet your UBER SEX BOTTOM I am!!!11313241241…it’s going to be teh SEXXX!! … SEXX
Scene girls are so into this that you can even be a scene girl if you are going to follow the carefully planned steps to meet the requirements. Good luck with ruining your all of your memories with pics of yourself looking like these idiots.
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Comments(4)
I agree. Scenesters bug me, but I let them be, cause i am sure that they think the same about me and whatever ‘class’ I am in. It is just the evolution of adolescents.
You know what. Im tired of you guys saying stuff about us, If you don’t like us ignore us. dont go starting up forums and sh*t about us. ya know were tired of getting picked un because our personalities are different. I mean really we are’nt any different then anybody else! were human too! It makes you a bad person to pick on others! you are’nt any different from us, we all have different personalities! what do you expect us to allways be neat! AND ITS NOT SCENESTERS ITS SCENE KIDS!!!!! ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT MAKE THE WORLD TERIBLE!!!! I MEAN DON’T POST HATE FORUMS ON THE INTERNET!!!!!! WE HAVE HEARTS TOO! WE EARNED A RIGHT IN THIS WORLD!!! WE WORK HARD TOO, ITS ONLY OUR FREE TIME!! AND YES I AGREE WITH YOU WE MIGHT MAKE WRONG DISSISIONS AVER ONCE AND A WHILE BUT HAVEN’T WE ALL!!! YOU made the wrong dissision to post this! IF I FIND YOU NAME ANY WERE I’LL MAKE SURE YOU GET WHAT’S COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I agree with Kiki you really need to stop this right now! we step up now! Do you want us making forums about you?!?! Is THAT what you would like!?!? GO ON AND TELL ME!!!!!!!
Im tired of all this sh*t u say about us I want you to stop all of this right F*CKING now! DO YOU HEAR ME!!!!!!