Posted February 10, 2008 
Comments(0) Hahaha…this video is weird. I don’t know what to make of it yet, but it was so popular on Youtube I figured I’d post it and see what people said. At first glance I thought it was kind of stupid, but a bit funny. No closed captioning service for the song sorry and I’m not writing it all down for you to sing when you are baked out of your gord.
Posted February 9, 2008 Comments(1) 1. You Are Different and That’s Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad’s New Wife Robert
4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That’s it, I’m Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes The Hamster…And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
Honorable Mention: Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?, home owner insurance: Mommy Burns Daddy.
Posted February 7, 2008 Comments(0) Nope…the grammar isn’t wrong. Well…it was at one time, but not so much anymore. Seeing this term in books doesn’t necessarily mean that the editor was drinking on the job.
This term of “An Hero” is a bit of internet lore. Supposedly it started when “Mitchell Henderson, who famously shot himself after losing his iPod. /b/tards jumped on a grammatical error made by one of his myspace friends, and it is now immortalized as the banner under which we mock those courteous enough to remove themselves from the gene pool.” When otherwise normal and rational people fondly eulogize and honor those that have killed themselves before them, that’s when “An Hero” is made.
So…basically it is like the Darwin Awards, except that the dude has to commit suicide for some ridiculous reason rather than just die in a shockingly pitiful accident. On top of that people have to actually give a crap that he offed himself to become An Hero.
Now part of American lore and a subliminal messages in the media:
An Hero is slowly gaining the popularity that the Darwin Awards hold in our hearts. A last resort to anyone that wants to make a name for themselves they go out of their way to make themselves An Hero.
Of course you can’t really predict if you will be An Hero, and frankly you’d never know anyways since you would be…well dead. Be comforted though that with the mass amount of media and the interwebs flooded with other losers any sort of idiotic suicide will likely be noticed. Pwning your own self and being immortalized with photoshopped pics that find their way onto message boards a crossed the world is probably more than you could have ever hoped for anyways if you are stupid enough to even think you have what it takes to become An Hero. Maybe that is all it takes. Surprised nobody has actually left a letter that says they want to be An Hero as their “going away” letter.
