Rate My Band Topics

Author: The Troll

You really have to be desperate to make a topic like this if you are in a band. When someone posts a topic like this you can assume, before you even open the topic, that their band sucks, or that they are going to post a stupid Youtube video with either a Rickroll in it, or a video from Youtoube that is the worst band you have ever seen, but is not the person creating the topic.

Friends, who have bands, the made Mysapce for you to put your shitty band online for people to mock you on. You can get a bunch of Myspace losers to be your groupies and say how great your garbage band is and you don’t need to get the opinions of people with actual taste. IF your band really wasn’t crap you’d be making Las Vegas hotel reservations so that you could open up for that guy with the huge wang. Warming up all the ladies in their 50s and hopefully getting yourself a sugar momma. So…please, for the humanity of all of us, don’t expose us to your ridiculous band that plays terrible emo music, or thinks that they are the next Metallica.

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