Paranormal Experiences and Conspiracies On the Internet

Author: The Troll

“Conspiracy is the common man’s way of believing he is intelligent” ~ Oscar Wilde

Do you believe that 6 people control the fate of all mankind and make every major decision in the world? Do you believe that “orbs” aren’t just dust particles catching the light of your flash when you take a picture? Have you, or anyone you have ever talked to (that you trust) seen an actual ghost? Have you been abducted by aliens? Does Bigfoot roam the forests of San Fierro?

If you believe any, or all of these things the internet is the place for you. Get your patch panel and start surfing the world of conspiracy and paranormal fun. Become the person who doesn’t believe anything that anyone in the government ever says. Believe that there are shadows that are people, or creatures. The internet is the only place you can find where there are actually other people that agree with all of these things with out doing any research whatsoever to disprove them. Theory is not just theory. It is accepted as truth with no experimentation, or proof.

If you can scream, make weird noises, or just scratch on a wall, and record the audio…You have witnessed a haunting. You must share this with everyone and tell them about the house that is beyond haunted.

Watch Loose Change and pretend that it is really true!

Tell tales of Mudkips. Of course Mudkips are actually real so if you try to say they are paranormal, or a conspiracy you are INSANE.

2012 is the end of the world!

JFK was shot by aliens!

Even though it would take thousands of years for an alien to make it here (traveling at the speed of light) from another solar system, it IS possible that they come here everyday to anally probe Earthlings!

The Illuminati controls your thoughts.

Dog Boy is the offspring of a man and his love of beastiality.

There is a lot of money in conspiracy, paranormal, psychic abilities, and anything else that is off the beaten path. As your career counselor, I would recommend that you study sales, marketing, and psychology if you are interested in making up conspiracies. You may want to learn a bit about making videos as well since a solid videos on Youtube of selective news footage, blurry images, and computer imaging skills you too can create a DVD for purchase by other conspiracy enthusiasts. You may even be able to reach the Holy Grail of conspiracy marketing by being asked to interview on the Coast 2 Coast AM radio show. Millions of people can’t be wrong. At least when you have a conspiracy DVD to sell .