Nigerian 419 Scammers Get Scammed-Part 8 (End of the Line)
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If You are just seeing this series of posts for the first time, please go to the Nigerian 419 Scammers Get Scammed Introduction post to get the back story and the Set Up. If not, well enjoy the next installment of this epic story. The Previous Post is here if you forgot anything 
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The long glorious ride is over. This is the final excerpt from the Scammers Get Scammed story that our friend santoselhelper hooked us up with. It has been a hilarious ride. From Awesome-O to Lunch Box to here. A man eating roots and paste and possible getting mesothelioma all the while playing along with the scam until the end. So here is the end of the story…
From Buht Fokker to Ben Omega
Dear lunchbox,
I have sent the sum of $1,630 through western union as you requested.
However, I have an idea. Since that dumb bitch, Goodness has refused to do as I ask, I think we should take the money she is trying to send, and split it between us. That stupid refugee would just waste it on silly shit like roots and paste. Granted, you probably will too. But that’s not the point.
Here is what I propose: We’ll continue as normal, so that she does not suspect a thing. Once the money has been transferred to the account over here, I shall send you 50% of it, and that stupid cock smoker can go die in a gutter somewhere.
What do you think? Either way, you win, as I have sent you the money for your legal fees.
I expect a reply today.
Buht Fokker
Chairman/CEO DVDA Inc.
P.S Tell Goodness that I hope she gets raped by ebola monkeys and gives birth to a retarded half monkey half refugee baby. With AIDS. Obviously after we’ve cheated her.
Don’t Get Scammed:
Santos note: I sent another email after that, because I forgot to give him the control number etc. As you can imagine, I got absolutely nothing. So, it was with a heavy heart, that I decided to email them send off.
Hey there fucktard.
Have you figured it out yet? You might have, since you’re not replying. Though I must say I’m impressed a stupid shit-head like you, could possibly work something like that out. In case it’s escaped your notice, I’ve known all along that you’re just a retarded butt-fucking scammer. And an incredibly stupid one at that.
How’s it feel to be out witted so completely, shit for brains? You actually believed that I battled a chimp? You actually took those pictures seriously? What are you, fucking mentally handicapped? That was a rhetorical question, you vaginal discharge. Hey, here’s a thought: Why don’t you go suck on some donkey dick, get butt-fucked by an ebola monkey, and then we can call you fingercuffs. Or, to use your tribal name, Baba Fucktard fingercuffs shit for brains.
Go visit this site www.ebolamonkeyman.com to see all you stupid 419 scammers get laughed at. That’s right, the world is laughing at you, you dumb fuck. You seriously are a fucking moron.
C’mon, reply and make my day. Oh and FYI, no one gives a rat’s ass if you find it hard to get work, so don’t try and use that as an excuse. Just go kill yourself, and make the world a better place by having one less dumb fuck polluting it. May you get eaten by lions or whatever the fuck kills you dumbasses. That’s what you fuckers commonly get offed by, right?
Laughing at you,
Buht Fokker (not my real name, in case you can’t work that out)
P.S. Go get AIDS. And cancer. In whichever order you like.
P.P.S. God, you’re a retard.
Santos note: Ah, it was fun while it lasted! My only regret is not getting a picture.
What a great story. Epic lulz all around. Thanks to santoselhelper at Gamefaqs.com for the lulz and for letting me post it here for you all to read.
Introduction to the Scam-First post and the Beginning.
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