Nigerian 419 Scammers Get Scammed-Part 2
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If You are just seeing this series of posts for the first time, please go to the Nigerian 419 Scammers Get Scammed Introduction post to get the back story and the Set Up. If not, well enjoy the next installment of this epic story. The Previous Post is here if you forgot anything 
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Picture Time!
From Buht Fokker to Goodness
Dear Goodness,
Whoa there lady! Let’s not go nuts here, we barely know each other, and you want to spend your life with me? I’m a playa baby, that’s not how I roll. However, I would like to assist you. Before I do, I’d like to know a little more about you. You see I’m a businessman first and foremost, and so I can’t just enter into any deals that quickly. I hope you understand my position. In America we call that position a “shocker.”
Are you a good Christian woman? I pray that you are not someone to use the Lord’s name to get what you want. But I can see from your emails that you are a good honest person, who would never cheat hard a working guy. After all, such things are incredibly scummy, wouldn’t you say?
Please continue to email me at this address, as I am out of the office at the moment. I’m at an adult entertainment industry expo, and giving talks about the virtues of fleshlights over, say, inflatable dolls.
As a show of good faith, I have attached a picture of myself. I hope you will do the same.
Praying for your safety,
Buht Fokker
Chairman/CEO DVDA inc.
Attached Photo:
Santos note: Yup, that is indeed Rob Schneider. Star of such critically acclaimed movies as “The Animal,” and “”Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpey Derpey Dumb.”
From Goodness to Buht Fokker
Darling i think i have tell you about me in this email i write to you be for and my picture so please go ahead and contact the bank
My Dear……………..!
My name is Miss Goodness Patric am from Ivory Coast in West Africa.Presently i am residing in the refugee camp here in Darka Senegales a result of the civil war going on in my country.I am 23 years old girl 5′8″ tall. My father Dr Col patric Mbaye was the personal advicer to the former head of state(Late Dr Robert Guei)before the rebels attacked our house one early morning and killed him alondside with my mother.it is only me that is alive now and i managed to make my way to a near by country Senegal where i am living now.my condition here is terrible Its just like one staying in the prison and i hope by Gods grace i will come outhere soon.
i don’t have any relatives now whom i can go to all our relatives ran away in the middle of the war the only person i have now is Rev Emmanuel George. who is the pastor of the (Christ the king Churches) here in the camp,he has been very nice to me since i came here but i am not living with him rather i’m leaving in the women’s hostel(in the camp) because here they have two hostels one for the men the other for women.The Pastors Tel number you will use to call me (00221-772-418-186)if you call and tell him that you want to speak with me he will send for me.I want to go back to my studies because i only attended my first year before the traggic incident that lead to my being in this situation now took place. Please listen to this,i have my late father’s statement of account and death certificate (as next of kid)here with me which i will send to you latter,because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in a leading bank in united kingdom which he used my name as the next of kin,the amount in question is $3.5m(three Million five Hundred Thousand Dollars)
So what i need from you is, for you to see that the money is transfered to a good account and also to make arrengment on how i will come over and stay with you and continue my life and education.my choosing you is a question i knew you must ask and i think it is a good question.i have two reasons for choosing you, i choosed you because it is the will of God.and i believe knowing you will bring hope back again to my life.my choosing you does not mean i do not have anybody from africa.i have two uncles,that is my late fathers junior brothers whom i think are suppose to be taking care of me but they do not care,all they did was to sell my late fathers houses and company to one mr olson steven from united states and enjoy the money with their wives.i wanted to tell olson about it but should my uncles know of the money,they can kill me ,so as to eat the money,it was as if my father saw their dead because he told the implication of having a big money in africa and that was the reason while he made the deposit in scothland.
i picked up three address from site and i prayed over it with my Rev,father.he broth the pieces of papper and wrote the three email address in it and fold it,he ask me to pick one and i picked your email address,then i decided to write you and i also believe that it is the will of God.However you can call me with the reverend office phone line, my favorite language is English ,i speak English very fluently because i attended an American and English speaking private school all in my country for almost all my school,please I will like to know more about you.Your likes and dislikes and what you are doing presently i will send you my picture in my nest mail.I have a lot to tell you,i will be thinking about you so much,as i will be waiting to hear from you soonest,
Have a wonderful day
Miss Goodness
Santos note: She then sent me a blank email, with the following three pictures attached.
Santos note: Is it me, or are those three different people?
From Buht Fokker to Goodness
Dear Goodness,
Thank you for sending the pictures, I enjoyed them. I enjoyed them several times, actually. It was also good to get all that information about you. I’ve gotta say, I’m so sorry to hear all about your troubles. But you won’t believe the crap that happened today at the expo.
There’s a zoo opposite the hall where the events take place, and apparently some crazy bat-shit insane person went nuts with a high powered rifle. He shot several zoo keepers, and in the confusion, some animals escaped. Well I don’t have to tell you about crazy animals- you live in Africa after all. You’ve always got lions and shit roaming around town. So some crazy-ass chimp broke into the conference room where I was giving a talk about KY, and started flinging his crap, and jumping all over the place. We were all worried we’d get ebola or something. Luckily I have a degree in keepin’ it real, and I was able to subdue him, by yelling jumanji at him. It worked and he became quite friendly. I’ve enclosed a pic of me and him, just before we gave him back to the zoo-keepers.
Oh so sorry, I’ve been rambling. I’ll get in touch with the bank right away, don’t worry. We will have you out of that poop-hole of a country before you can say, “rub me in baby oil and jam a finger up my butt-hole.” That fast.
You will be a free woman, I guarantee it.
Sincerely,
Buht Fokker
Chairman/CEO DVDA Inc.
P.S It’s amazing how different you look in each picture! You’re quite talented with make-up!
Pic santos sent:
Santos note: How could anyone take this shit seriously? Well, Goodness, it would seem, has no problem doing so.
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