Lisa Needs Braces!

Dental Plan.
Lisa Needs Braces!
Dental Plan.
Lisa Needs Braces!
Dental Plan.

This silly couple of lines is from a Simpson’s episode from several year ago that tends to get posted in threads on message boards and the topic never ends. Over and Over. Over and Over.

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What is this topic, I don’t even…

Well…I’ve been seeing this little phrase around a lot lately so it may as well go up on the old ISB. I suppose instead of saying such things to a topic creator as: “0_o, WTF?, b7, etc.” you can now use this phrase to show that the topic starter is out of their mind.

To the examples!

Topic: Look at my Myspace!
First post: Rate my Myspace/10
Reply 1: lol myspace
Reply 2: what is this topic, I don’t even…

Topic: I poop a lot.
1st post: Like 4 times a day.
Reply 1: what is this topic, I don’t even…

Topic: My New Doctor is a Girl
1st post: Think i have a shot? I’m getting a full physical today.
Reply 1: No chance at all with that twig.
Reply 2: what is this topic, I don’t even…

This fad should die out in a few days…

Get Simpsonized

Upload a picture of yourself, or anyone for that matter and see what you look like a Simpsons character.

Here’s one of Michael Moore I just made XD…

michael moore

Go here to Simpsonize yourself. It’s kind of tough to get one to take. Read what it says about sizes and everything and make sure that it is an extreme close up.

The word Fap

The word fap won’t be left to your imagination anymore should you run a crossed it after this explanation. It may be an acronym for hundreds of organizations, or goofball slogans, but on an internet message board it has an entirely different meaning. The word fap is a verb in most cases that signifies male masturbation. It is used by immature youngsters on message boards where the traditional masturbation slang terms have been flagged by the administrators. So to allow users to talk about the popular subject of masturbation some bozos introduced the word fap into the internet vocabulary just so they could bypass word censors on their favorite sites. People who use this term typically will show a wide range of criminal activity on their Background Checks. They are perverts.

The word can be used several ways like the “F” word, but it isn’t quite that diverse as it hasn’t been around long enough to have hit such a mass usage. Let’s go to the vulgar examples:

Example 1: Did you see those Adriana Lima pics? *fap fap fap*

Example 2: Tom faps 6 times a day.

Example 3: My mom walked in while I was fapping to Anime.

Example 4: My science professor faps to pictures of black holes.

O RLY!? Ya RLY. No Wai!

The “O RLY!?”, “Ya RLY”, and “No Wai!” images in my header actually have a background that I don’t think i have shred before. All those phrases of course are a great internet fad. They are really just an easier way to type such words, but they look a lot better, and ultimately show that you are a true internet veteran when used.

Before the history let’s use a few examples:

Poster 1: Anyone know where I can find a site that I can see letters to creditors?
Poster 2: letters to creditors
Poster 1: O RLY!?
Poster 2: YA RLY!
Poster 1: No WAI!

Poster 1: What’s your most embarrassing moment?
Poster 2: Last week when I was making out with my boyfriend I queefed.
Poster 1: O RLY!? <_<
Poster 2: Ya rly.
Poster 1: No WAI!

Poster 1: I like to fap at least 8 times a day.
Poster2: O RLY? 0_o
Poster 1: Ya rly.
Poster 1: No wai!

The phrase "o rly?" was used on the Something Awful Forums at least as early as August 2003. The original "O RLY?" Snowy Owl (in my header) image macro is based on a photo taken by nature photographer John White, which he posted to the newsgroup in 2001. The snowy owl image was Photoshopped on 4chan after the word filtering of the word "repost" to "owl". The owl image macro was posted or linked to on other websites, spawning many more image macros involving owls, notably those with "YA RLY" and "NO WAI". Also, represented in my header.