You have to be one crazy internet user to put up a post with a picture of your girl/boyfriend in it and ask other users to rate them out of 10. Don’t you know that everyone on the internet only dates models? Don’t you know that everyone is cooler than you? You could have a hot female that also runs systems management admin and plays video games but all these geeks have had better. In fact they wouldn’t even touch this girl that likely is a 7 or 8 out of 10 to anyone who isn’t living a lie.

The Kill it With Fire poster is pretty much the same as the Slay the Beast poster, but thinks adding this little tidbit makes them even more hardcore. If it isn’t a supermodel you are a chump. These guys have more notches on their bedposts than Wilt Chamberlain. For you that don’t know who Wilt the Stilt is and the fact that he claims he had over 10,000 women do now because I just told you. The Kill it With Fire poster is right in Wilt’s league on the internet. Had hotter, and wouldn’t touch your girl with a ten foot pole.

You may get a few perverts that tell you your girl is super sexy cool, but there won’t be many when there are internet pimps all over the place. You would be best served to show random strangers on the street a pic from your wallet to get an actual rating for your pic. Since none of these guys ever go outside that post on these boards, they never see anything but scantily clad models, and celebrities on their monitors. They are living in a dream world. Don’t subject yourself to their worthless opinions.

Kill it With Fire is not just used for insulting your significant other, however. It can be used for almost anything really when the poster is getting obnoxious and trying to show he knows some internet slang. Let’s go to the examples…

Poster 1: Look. It is tubgirl.

Poster 1: My fingers hurt.
Poster 2: Happy Gilmore’d

Poster 1: My car is a Ford Focus

Yup…just a stupid phrase. Destroy it with extreme prejudice. KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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7 Comments so far

  1. Jules on June 4th, 2007

    tubgirl. LMAO!

  2. Mark on June 5th, 2007

    I just stumbled across your site and found this post highly amusing, so I thought I would comment!

  3. The Troll on June 6th, 2007

    Thanks for the props, Mark. Glad you found the site.

  4. Dubai news on June 14th, 2007

    Leave my Ford alone, it may be hot but it does not need a fire

  5. Erik on June 22nd, 2007

    Just randomly stumbled on your blog. This entry is solid gold of some sort. Or at the very least some sort of metal you can find on the periodic chart.

  6. Jeff K. on July 26th, 2008

    What the penis? You aren’t a troll, you cancer. You’re too nice and prissy.

  7. The Troll on July 30th, 2008

    You’re genital warts…go stick a gerbil up your ass homo.

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