Gibberish Cures Stupid Threads
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Gibberish is one of those things I like to do when I see a thread that is going nowhere. The thread is probably just nosediving, or is so out there that it doesn’t make any sense for it to go on. Most of the time it is filled with so many lies that it only makes sense to post a bunch of gibberish to combat the lies. I’m not talking about serious threads that may be something like Rest In Peace Gary Halbert, or anything of that sort, but there are threads on the GameFaqs CE board that are filled with lies, or just make little to no sense that it is necessary to mock.
What would a gibberish post look like? They are simple to do and they are just posts about anything that pops into your head at that moment. As always…let’s get to the example.
This is a good example of a gibberish post:
The blue donkey smokes pie at four am on Tuesday with a green ham and pickled herring. Upon the wall are 2 turtle doves with eight wings and four beards. Fly away into the oval Jiminey Cricket circus tent and pile the rocks in the corner. Mike Nokes pitter patters inside the giant diamond mines of Tampa Bay for 6 hours and 11 minutes while Tito carves initials in the side of your car. Tall people are taller than short people except when the wombat walks backwards in the woods on the fourth Tuesday of the 4th year of the Pokemon. Watching the iPod play Wii dancing videos with a ice cream cone filled with peanut butter Reese’s makes gnomes happy. It is great to jump 10 feet high. Popeye’s chicken is good for heart disease and heart attacks. Monkeys are the greatest pole vaulters in the zoo Olympics because they have hands.
So…that topic makes even less sense than it did before I posted, and that is a feat 
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And then ther were trees, and lamps, and it was purgatory with Jello pudding to boot.
LOL gee I get a lot of spam email and comments that look exactly like that. Have you been spamming me? LOL