PWNAGE

Author: The Troll

This is what the internet is for kids.

PWNAGE.

PWNAGE is the art of getting your ass owned in life. PWNAGE is the answer to any troubles you may have and thought to yourself: “Hey, I’m going to talk about this on a public message board and hope people care.” No one does and they all race to the keyboards to tell you that you just got “PWNT”, “PWN’d”, and in the most traditional sense “OWNED”. The crazier the situation is that you relay to the message board community the funnier everyone thinks it is at home.

Where did “PWNT” come from you ask? Good question n00b. Way back when in the land of Stinkopia the great message board icon FatKidInMomsBasement accidently typed the word “pwned” while trying to type “owned”. Everyone on the interwebs saw this great mistake and he is thought to be the first person on the interwebs to get pwnd, but actually became a legend. All derivitives since have popped up and now we can safely throw as many of them out there as we want on any given day. PWN’d, PWNT, OWNT, PWNED, PWNAGE, PWNINATOR, and on and on. It really has many uses. Much like the great story behind the F-word.

Pictures for this fantastic fad are so plentiful that I could probably just make a website with them on it. I am not going to do that becasue it would be stupid, but I will throw some fantastic examples out for you that I have grown to love over the years.