This is a clear and precise fact if you only post on gaming boards and sports boards. Any time a woman posts you have to say that “There are no women on the interwebs.” Clearly no woman would be interested in sports or video games so this person has to be an imposter. Even the women that are on the internet are just virtual images used for porn sites. Those aren’t even real women. Just some sort of photoshop scam.
Many times you will run into a message board poster that states “I am a girl”. This is a lie. THERE ARE NO WOMEN ON THE INTERNET. They are just robots programmed by men to get them to post more on the boards, or to promote some sort of pornographic site.
Every poster that claims to be female is actually just a dirty old man that wants to mess with other men in hopes that they will either A) Get lucky somehow, B) Make the other man look like a fool, or C) Get these men to visit their porn site.
Fortunately, this is not true. There actually are women on the internet and they do like sports, video games, and sometimes even porn. They aren’t in the majority of the message board posters on these particular forums, but there are a few here and there. If you meet one of these women, odds are that they are very unattractive. You’re a grotesque troll anyways, so really why would you care? This is probably the only chance you get to actually hold a conversation with a woman other than your relatives.
So I guess if you have a low sense of self-esteem and are afraid of women you can always post: “There are no women on the internets.” and wallow in your own miserable life.