If I didn’t already feel old when I got out of bed every morning after years of debauchery starting to catch up to me, knowing that I was around when the internet was invented and it has been 25 years doesn’t help either. Over this time I have most definitely become much lazier. That is why for the 25th anniversary of the internet I’m not even going to go back and look at anything. I’m not going to talk about what it was like to use AOL for only 20 hours a month and having only news to read and chat rooms to use as my internet “fun”. Basically being a kid in puberty finding out that everyone on the internet was a pervert already even back then. With my Windows 3.1 and my 64 MB hard drive. A computer that had less memory than some watches you can buy these days like Tissot watches from Reeds.com. My iPod Touch alone can hold about 253423423 of my hard drives in it.
I’m old. Mostly because I’m talking about how it used to be and how I was there when…the internet. Where I look at porn, talk about sports, troll people I don’t know on Youtube, and play video games. Greatest invention ever.
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