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It appears Double Rainbows are mainstream now. If you spend any time on the internet you have heard about Double Rainbows at some point. Now it shows up almost everywhere, and everyone wants in on it. In fact there are quite a few very good parodies, and songs celebrating the great Double Rainbow video. Instead of posting all the originals and the Double Rainbow Song (so popular it is even available on iTunes for $1.49. I ripped it off Youtube a month before. Sorry guys.) again, take a look at this post for some background.

It has become more popular than a Forex mentoring program The best mainstream song I have seen of Double Rainbows was by Jimmy Fallon, as Neil Diamond on Saturday Night Live a couple weeks ago. Unfortunately this is the best video I could get of it since it gets depleted anytime it gets popular.

Fallon as Neil Diamond and Double Rainbows:

This one most people tend to say is really annoying, but I found it completely hilarious. It is a girl doing a monologue of the Double Rainbow video. Listen for the dog.

By far the most idiotic, and probably the most childish though is this one. I’m sure you can guess just by looking at the still image at the start of the video why, and then you will laugh at the absurdity.

The reason I mention this show is because I see it listed as terrible in many, many places. Funny thing is that when I heard about the show coming out I ALREADY knew it would suck ass and decided I would never bother watching it in the first place.

This show starred Matt LeBlanc, best know as Joey Tribbiani on Friends of course. After that I have no idea what this show is about. Let me just guess before i look it up based entirely on the intro clip (see below).

First and foremost I can say I hate the theme song more than any show I have ever seen. Joey is cruising in a convertible into Hollywood, or something I have no idea. Apparently he must be a star, but he is only half idiot it appears from the intro. He seems to think he is all that and has at least a sense that he isn’t a moron by making goofy sex looks into the camera like he is a true stud.

What does this mean? I geuss he must be an actor in LA, or some BS and he struggles to make it and terrible jokes ensue. Eventually they probably couldn’t figure out what they wanted to do so they started to bring Friends cast on to boost ratings. I am guessing as this had to be done I’m sure. Then instead of being smart he was dumbass Joey again. Playing swimming pool supplies and hooking up with chicks.

This is all you need to know:

Matt LeBlanc portrays Joey Tribbiani, a struggling actor and food lover who becomes famous for his role on Days of our Lives as Dr. Drake Ramoray. Joey is a womanizer with many girlfriends throughout the series, in keeping with his character on Friends.[1] The series roughly picks up where Friends left off, with Joey at the beginning of the show making a move from New York to LA to proceed with his acting career. He is constantly talking about food or eating sandwiches or pizza.

Wow…what a great show. I dude that screw chicks and talks about pizza. How could this have possibly failed?

Since people I post with on boards tend to pull these animal videos out every time one of our favorite teams is playing to circus music, I have seen about everything you can imagine. Of course that means I just have more awesome animal videos to post so chill out on some rustic furniture and enjoy the incredible delights of trained animals forced into the entertainment business by Russians and Chinese people.

Tiger riding a horse:

Monkey on a goat on a cup on a tightrope

Monkey riding a dog:

OK…that’s enough for now. You should be able to find more amazing animal videos on your own now.

Well I decided a couple weeks back when I found the un-aired Pilot of Cavemen on Youtube to give it a go.

By the time I got into the ORIGINAL pilot I already hated the show. The un-aired version was way better than the real pilot I saw, but that doesn’t mean a whole lot. At first it isn’t a terrible show, and I got a few chuckles out of it. Then I got to the new cast and the new California Cavemen series and I started to hate it immediately.

The original pilot was changed because there was a controversy about the show being somewhat racist towards blacks (African Americans…whatever). While you can sort of see it in the pun-aired pilot with tons of black stereotypes, it wasn’t nearly as bad as the actual show that DID air to me.

Besides not really being funny anymore a couple episodes in, I really started to notice how the Cavemen were using ALL black stereotypes to talk about themselves. While the intention may not have been racist, but it’s hilarious that anyone though that using the same stereotypes of black people for CAVEMEN was a good idea.

Anyways…this show sucks balls and really should have been canceled. I mean I wouldn’t even watch this on Youtube for free it sucks so hard. Guess I will get back to my PS3 instead of watching TV anyways as games are a more fun time waster anyways.

After thinking about Last Comic Standing I figured I would think a little more about jokes. While out earlier putting in some low voltage garden lights I had some time to reflect on some of the worst jokes I’ve heard lately. Not surprisingly, it isn’t that easy to remember terrible jokes. You know…like those ones that show up on kids cereal boxes, or popsicle sticks after you eat it all and gag yourself on the wooden stick (wood makes me gag more than anything else in the universe…that’s what she said.).

Get ready to not laugh…..

Mexican weather is so predictible…
It’s chilli today and hot tamale
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How do two snails settle their differences?
The slug it out.
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(I actually made this up.)
Why did our uncle come over?
To molest us.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
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Two elephants walk off a cliff…boom, boom!
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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says, “Sorry we don’t serve food in here.”
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***Classic funny***
Why did the airplane crash?
Because the pilot was a tomato (carrot also acceptable).
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Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead
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What’s brown and sticky?
A stick
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Why do men die before their wives?
Because they want to
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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
because he had no guts.
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Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
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Why don’t blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
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Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, “It smells fishy around here.”
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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?
Because he was looking for Pooh
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How do you make a bandstand?
You take away their chairs!
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(LMAO)
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
You would too, if your name was MGHHHHHHHHUH.
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OK…that’s enough….